Ary 💝

🍭🍰🍫🍦🍨🎂☕👍

[illburntheheartoutofyou]

jim: i could kill you if i wanted to, sherlock.

sherlock: yeah? so could another human being.

jim:

sherlock: so could a dog.

jim:

sherlock: so could a dedicated duck.

jim:

sherlock: you aren’t special, jim.

jim: :(

[mysticmilks]

[kiandra-layne]

#the most chaotic homosexual tension ever

[delightfullyfree95-blog]

♡

[katedniels-deactivated20190215]

Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.

[acciowolfstar-deactivated202005]

Gryffindor dorm at 3 am

Remus: Shouldn’t you be asleep?

Sirius: I’m supposed to be many things

Sirius: I live to disappoint

[imaginative-wandering-deactivat]

“What canon fucketh up, fanfiction straighteneth out”

— My ass over most fandoms right now

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

[warning--known--fangirl]

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

[texts-bts]

taehyung: does jackson think in korean, english or chinese?

namjoon, choking out a laugh: bold of you to assume jackson actually thinks

[poutaes-deactivated20210321]

brats 

[incorrect-marauders]

Sirius: (jealous) That girl wanted to buy you a drink.

Remus: Really? But I already have a drink...do you think she'd buy me mozzarella sticks instead?

[incorrect-marauders]

Remus: We have a swear jar now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Sirius: Heck.

Remus: You're on thin fucking ice.

Remus: Oh no.

[its-hp-bitch]

Sirius: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed.”

Remus: That game exists and it’s called alcoholism.

[brokentoasterrr]

james: hello and welcome to my video blog, today i’m reviewing hair products

james: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

james: i can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good

[noahandthe-seacucumbers]

I know way too much about gay sex for an awkward female virgin who’s mostly interested in women b/c fanfiction: a memoir by me

[vagueenthusiast]

in which jamie tries to flirt

EXPECTATIONS:

REALITY:

((OOC: Disaster lesbian Jamie Potter is online for a few moments, if anyone has ideas on how to woo a certain redhead?))

[texts-bts]

taehyung: why do people have such high expectations of us?

namjoon: because we’re A-sians not B-sians get yourself together chop chop