𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙗𝙩𝙨

## incorrect bts quotes !! ^__^

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jimin: come on, i wanna show you something

jimin: [turns and walks away]

taehyung: nice

jimin: that’s not it but thank you

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namjoon: promise me that you won’t start any fights this time

yoongi: fine, i promise i won’t start any fights

namjoon: thank you

yoongi: i will finish them, though

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namjoon: do you support gay rights?

jeongguk: i am gay

namjoon: he's dodging the question!

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jimin: if you see me lookin zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in me head

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yoongi, about his sub-unit with jimin: we'll need a name

jimin: how about, the bitter pills

jimin: epic failures

jimin: death spiral

taehyung: blind leading the blind incorporated

yoongi: ...we need more time

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Jungkook: Hyung, oh my god. There was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.

Jimin:

Jimin: That was me with my glasses on.

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taehyung: i would do anything for you, hyung. you want the moon? i’ll get it for you

namjoon: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleeping schedule

taehyung: i will not

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stranger: [pointing to jimin] hey, is that man bothering you?

yoongi: yeah, but he's my husband so i signed up for this

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yoongi: where is jimin?

namjoon: somewhere disappointing god

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[before an interview but after another episode of run]

bang pd: it would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive group

yoongi: for how long?

bang pd: ten minutes at most

jimin, squinting his eyes: see if you can get it down to five

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jin: i love making short jokes about jimin

jin: they go right over his head

jin: [snickers]

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beomgyu: the best part of an oreo is the cookie part

namjoon: without darkness, light is blinding. without light, darkness consumes all. one cannot live without the other

yoongi: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie