you're in bad hands

sideblog for SG!First Aid written by Sam Undertale follows back from @thereelingvagabond

[metalenergy]

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[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[karrakazz]

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

[metalenergy]

[shatteredaid]

Difficult Person Test

stolen from @weaimtomaim

[prettykn1v3s-deactivated2024030]

[sharkrocket]

FINALLY got around to drawing one (1) cool Mr. Smooth Moves Shattered Glass Misfire

[scrapnick]

Oh yeah, sure, EVERYONE thinks it sounds “Fun” and “sexy” when I suggest we explore our bodies but the MOMENT I bring out my surgical kit everybody is a fucking coward suddenly????

[scrapnick]

All I’m saying is if you HAVEN’T had surgery before you TECHNICALLY have a Schrödingers third organ in you and wouldn’t it be a damn shame if you didn’t get to use it??????

[xxxsoftworld]

[hylialeia]

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

[religiousecstasyvia]

[shatteredaid]

I AM A GROWN-ASS ADULT

[incendiius-deactivated20230914]

Someone take me out.

[shatteredaid]

[cocks gun] Okay.

[incendiius-deactivated20230914]

… You know what, I brought this on myself.

I meant on a date.

[shatteredaid]

Ew.

[lowers the gun] I don’t do “relationships”. Gross. And even if I did, you’re definitely not my type.

[incendiius-deactivated20230914]

No offense meant, but you’re not my type either. I don’t date medics anymore.

Besides, my brother’s a First Aid, that would just… be weird.

[shatteredaid]

[visibly tenses]

No. No. This better be one of those freaky near-misses where something from your universe is different from mine, because I refuse to have shared CNA or parentage or ANYTHING with that… that…!