glitchedpromises~ nsfw sideblog

This is a Nsfw Sideblog to glitchedpromises for some of the darker themed rps or heavy smut threads. Must be 18+ to interact! Mun and Muses are of age! Darkiplier is default muse Other Muses found under #Muselist page/tag

[natewantstobottom]

PSA:

I didn’t think I’d have to do a post like this, but there’s always a first for everything so. I’m not gonna get into my feelings about this, I’ll just go ahead and try to explain with simple facts. 

So, If you are under the age of 18, do not engage with this blog. Do not follow, message, like, reblog, anything. I, as an adult, cannot agree to exposing a minor to pornography. It’s the law. If not for how I feel, please just consider doing so to avoid getting me into big trouble, because there Are consequences if I do not obey the law, and that’s a risk I am not willing to take. If you still choose to interact, and I find out you’re underage, it is my responsibility to block you and try to keep you away from my adult content. Saying “I’m mature for my age”, “I’m turning (not 18) soon” and such are of no use to me, you are still concretely under the legal age to consume this type of content according to law and I can’t let it pass.

I know I sound dramatic, but it’s something I have to explain. It’s serious. If not for how I feel, please at least consider doing the right thing for the sake of not getting somebody else into trouble.

[natewantstobottom]

And addition, in case you’re a minor and you somehow happen to suddenly care about how I feel: please, don’t lie about your age. It’s not any better. I could potentially still get in trouble and, personally, it’s very uncomfortable to interact with minors. It’s not a matter of disrespecting minors (or thinking they’re less in any way), it’s quite the opposite. I, as an adult, cannot allow myself to take advantage of and influence minors with sexual content. And you shouldn’t be taking advantage of my trust and gullibility to continue to put me, and every other adult, at risk like this.

[shatteredpromises]

Same for this blog, or any blog that says for minors not to follow. Please be respectful!

[shatteredpromises]

“Please, please, let me come… “ (@damiendamiendamien, for whoever)

@damiendamiendamien

Picking dark but can easily change to someone else if you’d like.

Dark smirks, purposely avoiding any sensitive area’s as his hands teasingly slid up either of Damien’s sides.

“Hmm, You certainly beg pretty for me.” He purrs into the other’s ear, pulling him farther into his lap. “But I’m far from finished toying with you~”

[shatteredpromises]

I have another question, if it’s ok. Can muses be well, us? Like a self insert like kinda thing?

As long as you’re +18 I suppose I can agree with that

[shatteredpromises]

This is Assuming you're expecting nsfw of course

[shatteredpromises]

I have another question, if it’s ok. Can muses be well, us? Like a self insert like kinda thing?

As long as you're +18 I suppose I can agree with that

[shatteredpromises]

Question, if you don’t mind it. Do you RP with Anons?

//I do indeed! All I need is a name/label for said anon so I can tag you properly  (Like: ~Insert Name Here~!anon) and to know what muse you’d be playing, and with what muse of mine you’d like to interact with.

[shatteredpromises]

how is the big and bad demon? ( dunno, just checking up on the mun <3! )

"Can't complain.."//Aw Thank you. I'm doing okay but have been super busy. Finally have things sorted out with my car repair and such, but also was suddenly, and unexpectedly, blessed with a beautiful Golden retriever puppy last weekend, so have been running like crazy to puppy proof my home between work and sleep lol.But otherwise things are good, I hope to have things back to normal by the middle of next week and to steadily be back by Wednesday morning both here and on @glitchedpromises

[athenaistrapped]

Can we get this trending?

#supportmarkiplierandhisideas

Because it just seems like a common theme lately is that people are not taking what Mark is working so hard on day by day as seriously as before

I am unsure as to what changed within the community, but Markiplier saying that all of the hate on his ideas is “just reality” sounds incredibly wrong to me

So much time and effort has been put into the videos he makes, whether it’s a huge project or a let’s play. Yes, it is fun and games, but remember the respect that @markiplier , the man HIMSELF educated us on before?

I think it’s time we show it, fellow markiplites

Let’s give mark the love and respect he deserves for his day by day life in creating amazing videos and smiles for us every single day

-Athena

@markired @mayordamiendaily @markiplier-amino @markiplier-reaction-posts @secretmarkiplier @lestoria @gingerdoessomethings @sunnyicebomb @darkiplier-support-group @wilford-and-dark-support-group @wilfordwarfstache1-blog @wkm-theories @whokilledmarkiplier @warfstache-septiceye @warfstache-support-group @amys-support-group @planetpeebles-archive @darky-moo @jim-protection-squad @darkimoo-is-here @emmsimagination @darkstachedaily @darkstachio @darkstache-iplier @van-arts @dark1pl1er @wilford-knxws-whats-best @wilford-jpg @wilford-and-anti-protecc-squad @thehost-support-group @darkiflier

[glitchedpromises]

Please reblog this guys! Let’s spread this!

[spookyscarydarky]

@markiplier what in the world inspired you to make this video??

[softbean23-deactivated20181023]

Kinky

[snoot-woot]

Wilford: Does it matter to you if a guy has an attractive face or not?

Dark: I don’t care since I’ll only be seeing the back of their heads

Wilford: It’s cute you think you’re a top

[shatteredpromises]

anti-rp3

Anti jusmps slightly before he starts to relax against dark. “N-no it w-wasn’t m-master. S-sorry t-that I-I forgot. J-just g-got busy. D-didn’t mean t-toos”

“Hmm, well let’s hope it doesn’t happen again.” Dark speaks with a warning tone. He brings a hand up to run his knuckles over Anti’s cheek that he’d slapped earlier. “I’d hate to have to punish you again, after all.”

[shatteredpromises]

“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”

Dark smirks, shaking his head.

“MyMy, Host, what an amazing comeback.” He purrs, stepping in closer and trailing a hand down the other’s arm. “Surely you’re wining this argument, aren’t you~.” He teases.

[mr-tacitus-kilgore-deactivated2]

The Host tenses up, blushing profusely as he smirks, setting up a poor facade of winning. “Hell yeah The Host is!”

[shatteredpromises]

“Hmm, Well your lips look twice as soft~.” Dark teases back, completely dropping the argument he’d started earlier.. It was, unimportant anyways.

[glitchedpromises]

//I’ll try to be back this evening but I need to go let off some steam. Going to go work on a video edit.

[shatteredpromises]

//sorry for being so slow at the moment, am a bit distracted right now due to worrying about my stupid car that’s in the shop AGAIN! This time for alternator problems. It’s the only car Dad and I have, and it’s going to be in the shop til possibly Thursday.

That and our fuse for the dang Well blew out AGAIN cuz of a power surge, and guess where my new fuses are, in the damn car’s glovebox, which is in town at the shop.

I’ll still be doing some replies but they’re going in queue as I do, cuz I’m just super upset right now and not in a good headspace. 

[dragonroleplaystarters]

NSFW Starters | Rough Sex |

“Open your mouth. Wider.” 

“Face down, ass up. This is how I want you.” 

“Get down bitch, lick my come up off the ground.” 

“You can barely take three fingers…why don’t we try four?” 

“See? You can’t move at all, you’re completely under my control.” 

“I love it when the binds leave bruises on your skin.” 

“On your knees, slut. Stay where I put you.” 

“What a perfect sight, you, all spread out for me to do whatever I want to…” 

“Does it bother you that you can’t see me? Good. You’ll never know what’s coming.” 

“Mh, every time I hit you, you tighten down on me…” 

“Count them out, if you mess up once, I’m starting over.”

“Oh, you look so frustrated…I’m not stopping, though. You’ll come when I say you can.” 

“Look at me, slut. I want to see your face when I fuck you into the bed.” 

“Fuck, you look so beautiful when you cry.” 

“Go on, you said you could get away from me. You lose, pet.” 

“You like when I choke you?” 

“Look at all these marks on you…does it feel good?” 

“Uh-uh, swallow. All of it.” 

“You’re going to take all of me, I don’t care if it’s too much.” 

“I’m going to fuck you until you can’t fuckin’ walk.”

“Oh, are you sensitive here? What a perfect spot to torture.”

[shatteredpromises]

Wilford knew Dark was in his office. He was standing next to the door in the hall, his eyes glowing pink, as he went off of instinct and the feeling of his "powers". The dark purple-ish pink tentacles sneaked up on Dark from behind. One wrapping around his throat first, while others sneaked up from his ankles and up his legs, underneath his clothes. They were thin, feeling smooth and maybe a little scaley, but nice to touch. -never missed you

@never-missed-you

Dark had been calmly working on his usual paperwork, when he felt something wrap around his neck, tugging him so he was sitting back flush to his chair.

“W-What the–!?” He gasps, having been taken by surprise. He shifts in his seat at the feeling of the tentacles slithering up his body. It’s not unpleasant but Dark’s unsettled by the fact he doesn’t know where they’re coming from. He tries to move away, but is held in place by the one leashed around his neck.

[shatteredpromises]

Closed rp | @anti-rp3

Dark gave no warning, before his backhand hit the other’s cheek with severe force.

“I thought I told you to do the dishes whilst I was gone!” Dark hisses, glaring daggers at him. “Worthless Glitch~.” He mutters under his breath. 

[anti-rp3-deactivated20200105]

Anti whimpers softly and holds his cheek softly. “I-I’m Sorry m-master. W-was c-cleaning the l-living room and f-forgot.” He sniffles softly

[shatteredpromises]

“I see.” Dark narrows his eyes, watching Anti clutch his stinging cheek.

“Well now that you remember, I suggest you get onto it right away, yes?” He urges, eyes going from Anti to the sink in the kitchen, then back. 

“I expect them to be done within an hour, or there’ll be no makeup that can hid the black eye i’ll be giving you. Got it!”

[anti-rp3-deactivated20200105]

Anti whimpers and nods quickly. “Y-yes master.” He hurried off to the kitchen. He quickly and throughly cleans the dishes.

[shatteredpromises]

Dark Smirks at the whimper, before seating himself at the table, watching Anti from over a newspaper as the glitch finally cleans up the sink.

Standing after a while, he comes up behind Anti, wrapping strong arms around his middle. “There, That wasn’t so difficult, was it?”

[shatteredpromises]

“A-A little too tight.” (For the meme! Blank at Dark?)

The Demon lets his shadowy tentacles ease their grip some, but still keeps hold of Blank so he can’t run.

One of them tilts Blanks chin up while Dark walks up to him, wanting a better look at his captive.

“There There, does that feel.. More Do~able?” He grins, tilting his head as he watches the other’s reactions.

[depravedcodes-m-blog]

@shatteredpromises

A growl escapes him in this situation. Blank hated things touching him, even a little accidental touch would make him get pissed off.

The bot squirmed under the tentacles tight grip but relaxed as soon their grip wasn’t that tight on him anymore. He was suprised that he was weaker than some weird slimey tentacles! TENTACLES.

“Let me go, you bastard!” He wasn’t in the bestest moods at the moment, why would he talk like that to a demon, to Dark?  

[shatteredpromises]

The tentacles lift Blank high enough so he and Dark can stare directly eye to eye with eachother.

“Hmm, perhaps I will... In good time~.” He purrs, reaching out to gently brush his knuckles against the bot’s cheek.

“You have a lot of fire in you... I like that.” He smirks, letting the inky tentacles slide over Blanks back and shoulders. “But just relax now. And don’t worry about them...They’re not going to harm you. I just wanted to Get to know you~.”