THE PRINCESS DIARIES & THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT PROMPTS
* ย assorted dialogue from both films (2001 & 2004)
the brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
wait for me! wait for me!
anyone can see your desires. no one knows what's in your heart.
you are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.
i am invisible... and i am wet.
i'm just supposed to watch you.
am i too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
a princess never chases a chicken.
this really is more romantic in books.
oh, by the way! i'm getting married!
you're not very good at lying.
i thought you'd never ask.
oh! oh yes! i absolutely accept!
somebody sat on me again.
i have done a lot of flying in my day.
no matter how many times you press that, it will still go up and down the same way.
i just love to look at him.
can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?
just in case i wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara.
this is between a waltz and a tango.
we don't slump like this.
tell me your greatest desires.
i thought you said you never slide.
if there are no more passengers, i think we should close the door.
this is getting us nowhere! talk to me!
are you sassing your grandma?
courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear.
i have never put on pantyhose before, but it sounds dangerous.
as always, this is as good as it's gonna get.
i haven't danced with you since your birthday.
you're morphing into one of them!
probably all i ever do is think about myself.
i have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including puerto rico.
you can't run from everything?
i simply cannot condone it.
love does things for reasons that reasons cannot understand.
the secret is... i still want to.
the fault was entirely my own.
i'd like to report an accident.
the three of us have to talk.
my job is to protect the crown.
oh! your foot! i'm so sorry, are you all right?
i hate it when they move in like that.
is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe i might want to know about?
now what did you want to tell me?
you will answer directly to me.
are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurances?
he's not a backstreet boys clone.
well aren't you just... crafty.
i've got a wedding to go to.
wait wait! no, not you. i don't even know you.
can we park a block away from school?
you know what? i don't feel protected.
you will find the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary.
i won't be getting married today.
why do you talk like that?
is your mom dating an undertaker?
oh, yeah, that is exactly what you did.
i know it's short notice, but you were all dressed.
so where are you taking me?
just because i didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.
not if you didn't want me to.
well, that probably wasn't the best idea.
you look ridiculous. you should sue.
have you ever experienced that instant headache when you eat ice too quickly?
just because your hair sucks, get off mine!
do you wear contact lenses?
i would gladly take a bullet for you.
is this the punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?
so what are we learning today?
did you happen to see who's here?
well, the camera's all ready to go.
ever take those shades off?
enough bowing! back to your chores!
no more straggling for me.
you did very well. very charming.
i'm feeling shy, come on.
you chose me, and i accepted.
okay, i look like an asparagus.
if this were my party, we'd be kissing by now.
we never rush. we hasten.
you know what? i'm fine! i'm good!
a strange woman came in here and asked to hide in your closet so i let her.