"You can do that in china but you can get you ass F*ked down here man."

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@shavleir
"You can do that in china but you can get you ass F*ked down here man."
Its certainly been a while 🤗
Miss you, Tumblr. Come back to me. 🖤
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
You guys have the pope
We have THE science guy
That little hand wave 🤣🤣
Bill.
W-what?
Same man!
Finally a Japanese man that gets some heat
You can tell by his wife’s face that this man fucks
Actually you can tell by this man’s paternity leave that he fucks
Never feel alone. Somone's always going to be there for you.
SAY IT FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
My goodness my legs are... wow. Hormones really did the trick there.
Its been some time since i've posted on Tumblr ❤ show a girl some love!
This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.
Im so glad women like this exsist. Thank you all for being Leah's great friends, and having her back. I wish I could hug you all.
How?
“Whos is it?”
"F**k you telling me for n*gg* it ain't mine... shiet."
Still remember this from before. Which stage do you think I’m in right now daddy?
Inktober day 7
Medusas sisters
men in their 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s without ANY shame will be like: BRO i jus need a woman who will love me cook for me clean for me fold my clothes fuck me rock me to sleep breast feed me teach me the alphabet 😭😭😭😤😤😤🤕🤕🤕
yeah got a problem?
men be like "ngl i want to be loved" and women see it as a bad thing
this☝️👆👆👆
Lol wtf???? It's not "i want to be loved" it's "I want a house elf that i can fuck whenever I please." Learn to fold you own fucking laundry my fucking GOD.
Seriously how old is tumblr's population??? Love is a very different thing.
I'm legit scared for all of you.
lover ≠ mother you can fuck
Just wtf goes through peoples minds with these posts??
BLOCK 100
HEAVY ARMOR 100
So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.
When you feel extra sexy UwU