the best muffin recipes come from drunk girls

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[sapphilluminati-deactivated2020]

I just really love Sal and Larry, and the idea of 5’2" Sal having to stand on 6’1" Larry’s feet to dance with him at their parents’ wedding was something I couldn’t ignore.

Also available on Redbubble if you’re interested! Link

[sapphilluminati-deactivated2020]

Did anyone else notice all those masks on Sal’s dresser in Episode 4? Because I did, and I decided to draw all of them. Along with a bonus prom dress and wedding outfit!

They’re all available on RedBubble, too! As well as a pattern with all of them for scarves, leggings, shirts, etc.

[mangolesbian-archive]

the fish in animal crossing when you land your pole anywhere that isn’t directly in front of them:

[rymonaflowers]

When the bobber floats right by the fish and the fish is like…

[pilot-doodles]

Smells Like Teen Spirit

SallyFace is a good game, all of the characters are great and the story is driven. plus, Larry. He’s excellent.

[rocktheholygrail]

Next time you see me, it’ll be like I’m a new resident. I won’t know any of you.

[bob-belcher]

[latenights]

Marriage is such a goal for me. A healthy & loving marriage, with someone who is my best friend.

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[bithighs]

“when you insult men, that includes your fathers!”

me:

[spirituallyminded-deactivated20]

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

“Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh.

“Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.

“We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.”

Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.”

Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?”

“We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.”

“Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.

Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less.

~ Kathryn Wallace

[firesuns-archive]

[mogblin]

me about to call every character i like a lesbian

[methedemic]

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[m0ntreux]

inspired by Harmony Korine

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[adonischildsupportcase]

[topsydead]

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

[ziraseal]

I just love that the lioness (a fiercely protective species) was 100% on board with it. 

“Thanks, Janet, it’s been one hell of a week, you know?”

[ruinedchildhood]