āIāve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
āI canāt do anything right.ā
āPlease donāt cry.ā
āWhy are you awake right now?ā
āWhy are you lying to me?ā
āWake up! Please wake up.ā
āForget it, youāre a fucking asshole.ā
āDonāt you ever do that again!ā
āIs that blood?āĀ āā¦..No?ā
āPlease donāt lie to me again, I canāt take it.ā
āDo you even still love me?ā
āNobodyās seen you in days.ā
āIām worried about you.ā
āCan you shut up for once in your life?ā
āHolding everything in doesnāt help, you know.ā
āAre you hurt?āĀ āNo.āĀ āThen why are there bruises all over your face?ā
āIf you donāt hug me right now I think I might fall apart.ā
āGo with me?āĀ āAs long as you hold my hand.ā
āIs there a reason youāre blushing like that?āĀ
āHave you seen my hoodie?āĀ āNooo.āĀ āYouāre wearing it, arenāt you?ā
āHave you always been this beautiful?ā
āOH youāre jealous!ā
āCan we stay like this forever?ā
āPlease just kiss me already.ā
āI think you might be my soulmate.ā
āSleep over? Please?ā
āAre we on a date right now?ā
āI think Iām in love with you.ā
āHeās so pretty I think Iām gonna faint.ā
āAre you flirting with me?āĀ āYou finally noticed?ā
āAm I your lockscreen?āĀ āYou werenāt supposed to see that.ā
āI missed you so much.ā
āDo you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?ā
āIām here for you.ā
āI wish we could live together already.ā
āAll I do is drink coffee and say bad words.ā
āQuit touching me, your feet are cold!ā
āI think I just ripped my pants.ā
āSharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!ā
āCan I pet your dog?āĀ āDo I know you?ā
āDid you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?āĀ āMaybe.ā
āIf I die, Iām haunting you first.ā
āBut Iāve never told you that before.āĀ
āStop being grumpy, itās lame.ā
āSo, uh, I locked the keys in the car.ā
āIs the cat in a onesie?āĀ āUh, no?
āCan we please stop running? I think Iām dying.ā
āYou come here often?āĀ āWell, I work here. So I think Iād have to sayĀ āyesā.ā
āArenāt we supposed to be working?ā
āYOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!ā
āOkay, so maybe I didnāt see that coming.ā
āIām too sober for this.āĀ āYou donāt even drink.āĀ āMaybe I should start.ā