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It's my 17 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Seems like it was just yesterday....

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This is my wake word for my firetv so it a would actually try to show me 😅

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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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brat tamers who let you think you're winning. you've been such a nuisance all night, and they're so tired of your shit, but they smile and take it because your friends are over, and they can't know that the moment they leave it's over for you. so you fuck w them and tease them all night feeling like you have all the power.

brat tamers who dont immediately jump to punish you when your friends leave. they wind down with you, and you cuddle through a movie. when you get ready for bed, they give you a small squeeze to the back of your neck and a sharp look, and you know you're in trouble.

brat tamers who hold you down with one hand while they take a small riding crop to your tcock. they gently slap you, barely harder than a tap, until your skin is hot and sensitive. them gradually hitting just a little harder until you start whining and squirming. asking if you're ready to behave and apologize, sweet thing? but you can't accept defeat, so they just keep going. lightly hitting your sensitive cock until you stop twitching and just start taking it like a good boy who is ready to behave. because you never win.

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I'm going to attempt to caption this. This man talks fast and puts a lot into a minute. [Video I.D. Bruce enters the room, clearly agitated. Bruce: "Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did it?" Tim Drake, slightly alarmed: "Woah, Bruce, you doin' good?" Bruce, so very annoyed: "Nah, nunununu, shut the fuck up. Which one of you did it!?" Jason Todd: "Well, that very much depends on what the fuck you're asking about." Dick Grayson: "Yeah, what he said. 'Cause honestly I've done like six things in the last four hours alone that could probably tempt that response." Bruce, done with his children: "Confess, or I call Alfred in here and he'll make you tell me." Time Drake, calling bullshit: "Nah, nah you're bluffing. You wouldn't dare." Bruce: "Alfr-" Tim Drake, cutting him off, afraid now: "Me and Stephanie convinced Damien that petting zoos were like free yard sales for barn animals." Bruce, surprised: "I'm sorry you did fucking what!?" Dick Grayson: "No, no that's not it. Uh, the villains from the Silver Age that you thought disappeared didn't. I just fight them alone and don't tell you about it because I don't want you to break all of their bones." Bruce, taken back slightly: "Jesus Christ, I'm not that violent, am I?" Jason Todd: "A little while ago I replaced Two-Face's coin with an identical replica that's weighted so that it will always land with unscarred side face up." Bruce, shocked: "Is that why we haven't heard from him in like three months?" Tim Drake: "I painted all of Jason's helmets blue." Dick Grayson: "And I replaced all of his guns with water pistols." Jason Todd: "I replaced all of Tim's coffee with decaf." Tim Drake, angrily: "You what!?" Bruce cuts in: "Alright, enough Jesus. I was asking which one of you told Superman that if he exposes more skin he'll get more sun radiation. He's out there in a fucking Speedo." Dick Grayson, laughing: "Oh, yeah, that was me." Bruce: "Alright, great, come fix this." Dick Grayson: "Sounds to me like there ain't a situation that needs fixing." Bruce, sternly: "Now!" End Video I.D.]