[scbrincxo]

private: no, we'd scratch each other's eyes out. And I also don't like sharing. Did a threesome with three of us really cross your mind back then, Shawn? We can get along, but I don't see a point of going out to drinks. What are we going to talk about? The weather? Are you going to finally fess up about everything? Because I honestly don't care about your reasoning for what happened.

[shawnmendvs]

private: you would have and i know you don't or it would have been easier for me to keep you both. i did a few times because i'm a guy and two women in love with me, naked in my bed was a desirable thought. i'm not in the states but i'm willing to come there to see you. always a comedian. life in general, what we have been up to, anything we needed to say and didn't get to. you always wanted to talk and i can finally do that.

[niallhorancrp]

How are you, dude? It's been too long that I saw your face and we jammed together. Are you by chance in the states? @shawnmendvs

[shawnmendvs]

i'm in rio de janeiro. it's better for my head, my heart and less drama. i do plan to head that way soon, if you want to get together. reconnecting with some people before i do anything official in the states.

[scbrincxo]

I don't let anyone get to me, I promise. I mean, that's what they all say. A threesome? That sounds horrid and would make things worse! I'm not looking to drink and rehash old times with you, shawn.

[shawnmendvs]

private: the way you two couldn't stand each other, it wouldn't have worked anyway. you can't still be mad at me for ending things? I'm sorry that I hurt you but there's no reason we can't get along.

[elitetaylor]

You made that bed so now you're lying in it. Did Camila call you yet? she mentioned wanting to get back with you to me and I rolled my eyes so hard that they stuck for five minutes. If you had listened to me, it could have all been avoided. I'm glad at least two of my kids listen.

[shawnmendvs]

is that what she wanted? she called but i didn't talk to her and let it go to voicemail. i can see you doing that too and sorry but when do i ever listen? are you calling me 'the bad seed'?

[scbrincxo]

I do joke about it all the time! I think they are trying to rile me up, but jokes on them I don't really care. Aw, you'll actually conform you were? I get that! That's how I am too, just waiting for the perfect time to be with someone

[shawnmendvs]

you can be fun to rile up but don't let them get to you. i was indeed but in my defense i wasn't with one of them when i got with the other and broke up with her to go back to the other one. i wasn't doing them both at the same time. a threesome could have been fun but i don't think that would of happened. that time could be now if you want to get a drink to rehash old times.

[crnswet]

i really wish i was, but it seems like i haven't earned my lego rights just yet. would you sign it if i did make a petition for it? oh harry potter's great. i think that's actually really impressive. what house are you? and do you have a favorite character?

[shawnmendvs]

i think that's crazy and would sign it for you. i'm showed you don't know but I'm in the gryffindor house. i even wore the iconic red and gold gryffindor robes during an appearance on the late late show with james corden. i saw paul asked you about a funko pop, do you have one of those?

[scbrincxo]

You've been shortfishing, shawn? I had no idea. I have never been tall, I've joked about how short I am so not sure why people like to think I'm pretending to be tall. It might be more about wanting to gossip, we all know how much they love to do that. So, when are you conform those things? I think you should start with dating multiple women.

[shawnmendvs]

i do a lot of things that no one has a clue about. you joke about it all the time and wear stacked heels trying to be taller so they are messing with you to rile you up. i never like people that gossip because they should be out living their own lives and not talking about ours. it's been years and chances are i never will. for you, i could do that. i will confirm that i was dating multiple women once upon a time in my life. i'm not dating anyone now. now i live in the moment and if it happens, it happens. happy?

[elitetaylor]

Where have you been hiding stranger? @shawnmendvs

[shawnmendvs]

i'm not hiding, taylor. i prefer to work outside of the states for my peace of mind and mental health. i come home from time to time but i don't need all the drama. i had one mental breakdown, not looking for another one.

[scbrincxo]

Apparently tallfishing is a thing and just like catfishing, I'm pretending to be tall... I had no idea someone could tallfish before, or that I was doing it. I think people forget my legs are just long. What's one of the biggest rumors about you that you've heard and couldn't believe it? @theelitestarters

[shawnmendvs]

should i set the record straight and admit that you were tallfishing and i was shortfishing? you have never been tall a day in your life. people think that or they need something to gossip about? biggest rumor about me? pick one, cult member, bisexual, dating multiple women, all non-confirmed.

[crnswet]

is it too much of me to ask for lego to turn me into a lego? well, not physically turn me into one— you know what i mean. call me nerdy, but this is my literal dream. anyway, what's the nerdiest thing about you? i'm going to need some validation that stuff like this is normal and not embarrassing. @theelitestarters

[shawnmendvs]

wait, what? you have to be joking. you need to start a petition to get one. i'm a harry potter superfan. the lore, the wands, and the magical candies and would you believe i have a wand for every character?

[rnendeshawn]

She loves it when I call her señorita