Life of a Showgirl

[scbrincxo]

You do have to feed them, can't have them starving. the giant version of yourself was gold. I'm not sure if I liked that or you playing a man in the Man video. Both just gold portrayals. Aw, thanks! But that's not even my favorite VMA moment of mine.

[elitetaylor]

I'm glad you enjoyed it and the Man was another fun little jab at the assholes that want to hold us back or talk about our bodies. It feels like you get talked about as much as I do and I'm sorry. I hope us being close didn't cause that. I always worry that my friends will get picked on because of me. Which is your favorite VMA moment of yours?

[shawnmendvs]

is that what she wanted? she called but i didn't talk to her and let it go to voicemail. i can see you doing that too and sorry but when do i ever listen? are you calling me 'the bad seed'?

[elitetaylor]

That's what she said but she's always dramatic and I never know if she means it or not. Before you, she wasn't crazy. What are you doing to these women to make them crazy? You don't listen. I give you instructions, not to do things and the next thing I know you go and do it anyway. It's in one ear and out the other with you. Yes, you're the bad seed.

[elitetaylor]

[pavlmascal]

thank you for being such a good friend to gracie. she's nervous about her film debut and the fact that i can't be there for her, kills me. @elitetaylor

[elitetaylor]

She's like a child I never had and I will always look after her. I'm happy she's decided to go into acting, was that you're doing or her families?

[nessa007]

#opposite energy Taylor Swift | Capital FM Ariana Grande | MTV Video Music Awards

[elitetaylor]

@elitearianagrande 

[jvejvnas]

I'm sure I'm the last person you want to hear from but you were on my mind. @elitetaylor

[elitetaylor]

Why would I be on your mind? There's a lot of people that you fucked since we broke up.

[dylanobrivn]

it feels like yesterday since i was in your music video. did i ever thank you for the drum credit? @elitetaylor

[elitetaylor]

I don't think you did but I didn't expect you to. I love that your career has taken off like it has and I can say you were in one of my videos.

[elitetaylor]

@dylanobrivn

[kelseaelite]

I have no idea what you were thinking but I still love you. I haven't seen him in a week. He could be off with one of his exes.

[elitetaylor]

I think it has to do with being the girl in school that was bullied for being nerdy that no guys wanted to date. After I became famous, everyone wanted to date me. Are you okay with that?

[jensenelite]

oh i'm definitely here.... unexpected biggest fan, not gonna lie... i'm out here fangirling myself...

[elitetaylor]

Us with our mutual admirations society and I'm here for it. I had no idea about that video but now I like you even more.

[kelseaelite]

I miss you and need you to come hang out with me. We can watch movies, bake bread and diss our exes.

[elitetaylor]

If we diss exes, I would have you up all night because what was I thinking? Is yours still following you around?

[scbrincxo]

I wish they would stop making things up to, but they won't. Best thing to do is laugh and make even more jokes about my height! Maybe I'll make a little EP with joke songs on it. Did they start that rumor because they thin you're an alien?

[elitetaylor]

They have nothing else to do which means it's our job to feed them. That's why I had a giant version of myself in 'Anti-Hero', had to feed their height insults to keep laughing. I think you should. I think that started due to some of my on-stage optical illusions, and fashion choices. You outdid me at the VMA's when you kissed an alien. I couldn't have been more proud.

[shawnmendvs]

i'm not hiding, taylor. i prefer to work outside of the states for my peace of mind and mental health. i come home from time to time but i don't need all the drama. i had one mental breakdown, not looking for another one.

[elitetaylor]

You made that bed so now you're lying in it. Did Camila call you yet? she mentioned wanting to get back with you to me and I rolled my eyes so hard that they stuck for five minutes. If you had listened to me, it could have all been avoided. I'm glad at least two of my kids listen.

[elitetaylor]

Do my eyes deceive me? I must be your biggest fan. @jensenelite

[scbrincxo]

Apparently tallfishing is a thing and just like catfishing, I'm pretending to be tall... I had no idea someone could tallfish before, or that I was doing it. I think people forget my legs are just long. What's one of the biggest rumors about you that you've heard and couldn't believe it? @theelitestarters

[elitetaylor]

I know you're not doing that and wish people would stop making up shit. You joke constantly about being short so that makes no sense. I loved the one about me that said I had no belly button since I didn't show it, so I finally gave in and showed it to shut them up.

[lovestory]

My beloved Eras Tour 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🤍🤎💙

[elitetaylor]

Where have you been hiding stranger? @shawnmendvs