Skeptical

Ask/Shitpost (main) blog Shitposting and rambling is my talent, Shaxx is my lord and savior.

[theknightartorias]

SPOILERS FOR UPCOMING FESTIVAL OF THE LOST

i love saint so much it’s unreal

also saint and osiris are married……..they are husbands………..they are in love………………………………please………………………………………

[spartanlocke]

Today’s tea

[i-ate-a-nuclear-reactor]

Everyone should know that Hunters are the dumb little bitches.

[shaxxaholic]

As a hunter main I can only second this

[shaxxaholic]

[shaxxaholic]

Bungie: Alright you want more D2 content and LORE? Here is two more years of content!!!

Me: No, it’s fine-

Bungie: Two years!!

Me: I ju-

Bungie: TWO. YEARS.

[spartanlocke]

i love bungie and i love destiny but Holy Shit why’d they have to focus looks over story 

destiny’s story could literally be ffxiv-tier right now but i guess fancy graphics > saving money for actual important things

[shaxxaholic]

I really hope they make the switch to Unreal Engine 5 or the next update for Slipspace when next gen comes out. It would be amazing to see D3 w/ Unreal Engine 5 🥵.

[k-l-bryan]

Destiny 2 Spoilers

So, definately gonna put this one under the cut, because even though we know whats coming, some people might not want to see the data mined cutscene that was found in todays update.

Keep reading

[shaxxaholic]

I don’t know man. They do be lookin kinda cute

[shaxxaholic]

Hi welcome to Guardian Games where Bungie has to nerf the Hunter population because we are the equivalent of a fucking infestation.

[shaxxaholic]

Ok but if Rasputin is sentient, can I seduce him 🥺👉👈?

[thesevenseraphs]

They approach

[thesevenseraphs]

Someone on Twitter did the math: if they keep going, they will reach Titan on June 9th (last day of current season/the first day of Season 11)

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

[shaxxaholic]

Quick if we act fast enough we can just seduce them with Hunters

[shaxxaholic]

From the exotic NS81 REPRISAL SPRINT

[amara-the-average-hunter]

exCUse me…

[shaxxaholic]

My hunter bouta look like a street racer with this 😩

[shaxxaholic]

Not going to lie, this upcoming season already feels disappointing lore wise. After seeing the cutscene with Osiris confronting Rasputin I felt that this season was going to be amazing and that we would be diving deeper into Rasputin’s actions during The Collapse and where our relationship stands with the Warmind as the Darkness moves closer.

Instead we’re getting a scenario where the Cabal, a race we’ve practically beaten to a pulp, are sending the Almighty on a course to Earth. Literally no one saw this coming considering it has no correlation to the past seasons. Ever since Forsaken and Season of the Drifter specifically we’ve been preparing for the Darkness to return and every season up until now has done a very good job of developing this idea of what literally could be the end of humanity.

Maybe the upcoming lore books will be god tier and I’ll be proven wrong, but at this point who knows.

[shaxxaholic]

So Osiris is vibing in the Kuiper Belt

Which is around here ya?

Well he’s not the only one vibing out there. The Scalene boys are coming at hella fast speeds to vibe check our guardians

[destiny-aesthetics]

WHAT'S GOING ON!? I'M SO CONFUSED!? I LEAVE AND SHIT IS GOING DOWN. THE GRANDPA'S ARE FIGHTING!?

[destiny-aesthetics]

Breaking news, this just in

[shaxxaholic]

Bro rasputin dont even got legs leave this man alone

[shaxxaholic]

Today on Nat Geo Wild we observe a Jäger pleading for his fucking life—

[spartanlocke]

“All Shaxx asks for in return is your heart.” Shaxx no offense but I didn’t die over and over again in the Crucible getting your bow just for you to forget we’re married.

Nevertheless….

[izanagis-turban]

credit to u/Menacing_Username on Reddit