the world hasnt even started yet

ask me about my [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[osomatsusanki]

this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

[kiiros-sandbox]

more of these. and GREEN IS HERE THIS TIME 🎉

[bogos-bint3d]

Tumblr has forever affected how I refer to my food. Macking cheese in the michael wave. My dinnar #mydinnar. Grilling absolute cheese. It goes on

[bogos-bint3d]

This post is so beautiful because it means I've now also picked up a bunch of new mannerisms I hadn't heard before from the notes

[lcb3]

Used this post for an English assignment hope you dont mind

[breakbeatbun]

i enter the room with tattered stained clothes covered in layers of grease and mechanical dust, proudly proclaiming "you should see the other guy" as the impressively shiny polished boot of an impossibly tall mecha woman crashes through the doorframe, flattening me cartoonishly like a pancake

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

looks great!

[posette]

my shittg pride month contribution drawn on my phone while on a bus. happy pride!

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[bold-baddie]

[tlirsgender]

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

[tlirsgender]

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

[tlirsgender]

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[m-o-n-o-c-h-r-o-m-e]

Kids these days amiright? lol

[goldensunset]

i have been asked on my first real date never kill yourself

[goldensunset]

you. me. summer wedding

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

[pipistrellus]

Swing state gothic

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen