spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

hi im fish. just a fish. on the internet i make posts sometimes :D avatar by pokemon-icon-factory

[perilofthebells]

things to look forward to in 2026

- tomodachi life: living the dream

- rhythm heaven groove

- project hail mary movie

- mario galaxy movie

- kamen rider zeztz hopefully not dying for the fourth time

and in 2027

- sonic movie 4 (AMY TIME!!)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

the poll said yes (technically it said see results but whatever) so uhm. fuck yeah intro time.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

hi! im fish (legal name white perch /j) just some guy on the internet. thats it. thats the intro. jk. uh. i use any pronouns. come from the ocean /j.

i like pokémon, ultrakill, project hail mary, space in general, and some other stuff too. i cannot remember whay they are. they dont call me fish cause im smart /silly

crypt of the necrodancer too. fucking hell game uas taken over my life. pleas ehelp me.

i dont have a dni but if i dont like you you Will be blocked. because that's what the button is for.

especially if youre christopher cimball or whatever from milk street. or ryan reynolds. fuck him

you can ask me to tag triggers but i can't garuntee i'll do them. will try though. they'll be tagged as "tw [thing]"

previously known as: alien-invasion-of-none, los-autismos, lesbian-pits. and some other stuff too. i dont rember my memory sucks.

ASSETS: one two three four five six

THE FRIDGE (previous pins + other good stuff) : wild n wolfie apron thing / baba is maim / tofu sandwich (now with art)

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[glittervermin]

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

[drakepaws-archive-blog]

i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @rose-grimm-spirit-does-dumb-shit

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[kaidenchii]

Revelations 16:3

“Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.”

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[therockywhorerpictureshow]

Is it a universal medication-taker experience to swallow your pills and then five minutes later completely blank and wonder if you’ve actually taken them or if you took the wrong ones

[therockywhorerpictureshow]

Is it a universal medication-taker experience to swallow your pills and then five minutes later completely blank and wonder if you’ve actually taken them or if you took the wrong ones

[despazito]