Freshwater Mermaid

A 25 year old woman who has more jokes about fish than she has friends

[dax-michaels]

So I got a little extra cash this week. Anyone want to go to dinner with me?

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Me!

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✉️→ open

Beaux: did i say any weird shit to you last night? i got drunk and i think decided to call everyone in my contacts list

Shayne: nope you're good!

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What adjective would you use to describe yourself?

awkward 

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Favorite picture of yourself?

this one!

[wynonnasouthernbelle]

“So I turn 21 on the 9th, and I’ve never really been into birthday parties or anything like that. But I feel like I should celebrate. Any suggestion?” 

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“Treat yourself! Get your hair done, maybe your nails!”

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captainxflint:

“And I’m out of coffee. You do not want to see who I am without coffee.”

“I’ll take your word on it! let’s go!”

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captainxflint:

“You can praise me after we get groceries. I have a casserole to make.”

“And I need actual food and appropriate clothes.”

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shaynelikesturtles:

“I’‘m from south carolina, this is cold for me.”

“Well, that does make sense. I am from Nashville, so I completely understand what you mean by that.” 

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“You’re the first one who understands! Everybody looks at me like I’m crazy.”

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fckxbenjamin:

“The amount of times I’ve done that is ridiculous. Hot chocolate always wins over errands.”

“this is why we get along so well!”

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matt-carlson:

That’s always a good choice but it’s only going to get colder.

Thats true, plus one of my errands was to get some cold weather clothing..

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baileymbarnes:

“See, I thought it was absolutely beautiful out today. Maybe you are getting sick or something.” 

“I’‘m from south carolina, this is cold for me.”

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emmaxsterling:

“Who doesn’t own a jacket? It’s New York. You always gotta be prepared for any weather.”

“Someone who was raised in South Carolina?”

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I need to go run some errands, but it is like, way too cold outside. I think I’m gonna stay in and drink hot chocolate instead.

[emmaxsterling-deactivated201805]

“Wear a jacket?”

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“One of the errands was to finally get a jacket..”

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wynonnasouthernbelle:

Oooh that sounds kind of lovely. Might I suggest putting a dash of cinnamon in as well? 

I’ve never tried that, but i’m going to now!

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captainxflint:

No, I came all this way, we’re running errands. We can start with Starbucks but they’re getting done.

ugh fine. i wouldn't get anything done if it wasn't for you. 

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I need to go run some errands, but it is like, way too cold outside. I think I’m gonna stay in and drink hot chocolate instead.

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“Hi! So sorry I’m late!” Isabelle usually felt like she was flying in on  two wheels lately, but that was just life now. “My sitter cancelled on me and it was hell of a time finding another one.” She settled across from the other one. “So. How is everything?” 

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“That’s a bummer! But things are going pretty good. Got a raise the other day which was nice. Shelldon tried to bite me again yesterday though. That fiesty little guy needs to be patient!”