Superman: thanks everyone for turning out today. before we get started I'd like to give y'all a quick run down of-
Superman: ........Billy. are you wearing a Shazam t-shirt?
Billy, wearing a Shazam t-shirt: yeah, and?
Superman: why are you
Superman: why??
Billy: because it's hilarious?
Superman: you realise we're supposed to be incognito today?
Billy: ...I'm sorry, are you suggesting someone might see me walking around and be like 'oh hey, that kid's wearing a Shazam shirt, maybe he's the real actual Shazam?'
Superman: look just turn it inside out or something
Flash: that's a pretty sweet shirt though, where'd you get it?
Billy: oh um my foster brother gave it to me, I don't know where he bought it
Superman: why would he give you a shirt with your own symbol on it
Billy: why am I the only one here who gets how funny this is
