My guide to Yorkshire slang (because I'm bored and if I see the arctic monkeys stans doing it wrong again I'm gonna cry):
put wood in't 'ole: shut the door
be reyt: basically means be alright but we use it in any sense if something goes wrong
chuffin': sort of like a swear word but not- you use it to express annoyance e.g. "chuffin' 'ell"
butty: bap, sandwich, whatever u wanna call bread
lug 'ole: basically ear but it's mostly used when parents say "you'll get a clip roun' t' lu 'ole"
tha'nos: you know (bit of a general definition but it'll do)
thee, tha, thou: you e.g. "does tha' want owt from t' chippy?"
'ow do: how do ya do, but it's not a literal question
'eck/eckers: basically replaces 'heck' e.g. "did 'e 'eck!" is a statement of disbelief
cunt: couldn't (I know, but there's no other way I can write it)
sup wier: what's up with you (usually asked when someone looks upset or annoyed)
arse end: middle of nowhere
gander: to look e.g. "let's 'ave a gander"
monk on: when someone's being arsy (you usually only hear old white men saying this about their wives though)
reyt/reyt good: really good
tha sen/me sen: yourself/myself e.g. "I've 'it me sen on't 'ead"
We also drop the letter 'H' and 'T', so have becomes 'ave and that becomes tha' (make sure you're replacing them with a glottal stop thought, else you sound weird
we also don't use the word 'the' very often. So "I'm going to the shop" becomes "I'm off t' shop"
I'm also sounds more like 'am'
