Blood on Mint

Books, Booty, Comics, Minis. I'm just a dude.

[consivanqueen]

[aesthyric]

[she-thulhu-blog]

From me, to me

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[babyanimalgifs]

This bird is so happy to have a banana 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to give grandma a heart attack. (by Steec)

[heart]

sometimes i wonder if in a previous time, you’ve ever passed by someone you’re close to now. like what if your best friend now, you passed by them at a grocery store when you were 5 and didn’t know. or like you passed by your future soulmate at a popular tourist attraction somewhere 10 years ago

[aurol]

i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Me: She could get it.

It: A relationship built on trust, mutual respect, and love.

[simena]

Nicolae Grigorescu

[gxing-in-cxrcles-deactivated201]

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

[chiquitadavebeachparty]

Critical Role + Guide to Troubled Birds, pt. 2

Bonus Matt:

someone asked for a sequel to the first post, so technically i cant be blamed for any of this. tbh both parts have really just been a callout post @ vax for being so emo 

[olanrogers]

#ripvine Even though I only ever did like 9 vines 😂

[smothermewithaffection]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

[smothermewithaffection]

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

[smothermewithaffection]

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

[smothermewithaffection]

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

[smothermewithaffection]

he’s really getting into the book

[smothermewithaffection]

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

[smothermewithaffection]

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

[elodieunderglass]

more compelling than real tv tbh

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[thriftedcardigan]

Somebody make this into a happy ending right now

[sidneydear-deactivated20200825]

she showed up, she was late cause she had to investigate some smells on the way there

[thriftedcardigan]

oh thank god

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

[idk-idk-idk-idk-idk-id]

[arpeggia]

Barry X Ball - Purity, 2008 - 2009, White Iranian Onyx

See more Barry X Ball posts here.

[jellybubble-deactivated20170715]

how do i’m explain to my friends that i love them with all of my heart