BoB reaction to you when there's something stuck in your teeth/hanging from your nose
~ He's definitely discreet about it.
~ Something in your nose: Like a gentleman, he'll offer you a handkerchief and when you politely decline, dismissing that you even need one, he'll respectfully insist you use it.
~ Food stuck in your teeth or a lipstick smudge on your front teeth: he'll quietly and politely ask you to follow him out of the room so he can privately tell you.
~ If you overreact, wondering how long you've been walking around looking like that, his signature suppressed smirk will tug at the corners of his mouth.
~ He would address it in front of everyone, but with hand gestures from across the room.
~ If you're standing where he can't just whisper to you, he'll wave you down or bark a quick, "HEY!" to get your attention. (New Yorkers aren't the subtle types)
~ When you finally acknowledge him, he'll mouth to you the ol' "You got a little something..." while gesturing to his own nose or teeth.
~ As you cover your mouth and/or nose from embarrassment, he'll give you a reassuring wink to show you that you're still adorable.
~ The man detects the smallest detail with the precision of a hawk.
~ He can be in the middle of a conversation, but when he scans the room to see where you've gone, he'll 100% see the spinach in your teeth or the booger in your nostril immediately.
~ He will blatantly leave the conversation without explanation, and B line it you.
~ He'll have his handkerchief or toothpick ready by the time he reaches you.
~ He'll only stop when he is centimeters from your face so only you can hear him whisper, "You got something right here, and here" as he points to his nose/teeth.
~ Completely empathetic because he knows you're self-conscious
~ As soon as he catches it, he's gently guiding you by the arm away from everyone.
~ He'll begin with "I didn't want to announce it in front of everyone..." as he removes the handkerchief from his uniform front pocket.
~ He's adoringly grinning at you as you hastily fix your face in a nearby mirror before heading back out to the guys.
~ Since he's always right next to you when your out with the guys, he sees it right away and is always conveniently close enough to tell you.
~ He knows you're self conscious about this sort of thing, so he usually takes advantage of the situation.
~ He'll guide you closer to him with his hand on the small of your back, giving the false sense that he's going to kiss you.
~ When his mouth is just hovering over yours, he'll say almost as a purr, "You got something in/on your teeth/nose." then pull away snickering diabolically.
~ You cover your mouth/nose with a gasp, then proceed to punch his arm.
~ He laughs harder while handing you a toothpick or his handkerchief.
~ By nature, he is more outright obnoxious with it.
~ Like Toye, he'll take advantage of the situation but at your expense for Easy Company's and his own personal entertainment.
~ In his best 'Sobel' voice, he'll randomly announce, "What's this!? A nostril/tooth infraction!? (As he points to your nose/mouth) Pass revoked!"
~ Of course at first you're confused, but as it sinks in, you hide your nose/mouth with your hand, glaring at Luz for being such an asshole about it.
~ He'll still pass you his handkerchief or a tooth pick with a flirty wink.
~ Those Philly boys be loud about everything.
~ He's calling you out as soon as he sees it. "Hey, doll, you gotta bat in the cave!" or "You got some lipstick right here!" as he flashes his teeth at you pointing at them.
~ Pure utter humiliation as you swiftly cover your face with both hands.
~ He'll quickly come to you, handkerchief/toothpick at the ready.
~ Anyone who's still laughing that isn't Easy Company, "You think this is funny?" he'll ask them aggressively, defending your honor even though he's the reason he had to defend it in the first place.
~ He's subtle, but affectionately creative.
~ He's a teddy bear for you, and will protect you at all costs.
~ Uses the situation as an excuse to get a little extra PDA as he tries to tell you.
~ He'll scoop you up for a bear hug, and when your ear is close enough to his mouth, he whisper in his Arkansas southern drawl, "You got a little somthin' in your teeth/nose, darlin'."
~ He'll kiss your cheek before setting you down as he hands you his handkerchief or toothpick.
~ Like Bull, he's tactful, but will take this as an opportunity to get extra handsy with you.
~ When he sees it, he'll ask you to dance.
~ Whether it's an upbeat 'cuttin' the rug' song or a slow dance, he's pulling you into him after he twirls you with no wiggle room for you to escape.
~ When he has you pinned against his body, he'll ever so slowly lean in to kiss you, but evades your mouth the very last second to whisper in your ear, "You got something in your teeth/nose."
~ We all know he's the worst repeat offender tease/flirt.
~ Alarmed, you cover your mouth/nose while he still leads the dance.
~ He'll slip a toothpick or his handkerchief into one of your pockets, (preferably a front breast or butt pocket) "Meet me in the restroom, I'll help you out with that." He'll offer with a devilish grin.
~ He would absolutely not catch it.
~ When one of the other guys brings it to your attention, you're in utter disbelief that he didn't see it first.
~ He'll totally justify himself.
~ "I love your face no matter what's hanging from your nose, or lodged in your teeth!"
~ You can't even be mad at him after that.
~ He's nervous to tell you.
~ He doesn't want you to feel awkward, even if it's just you and him.
~ He's internally arguing with himself about how or when he should tell you.
~ He decides to wait to say anything until no one's paying attention and quickly tell you.
~ He may never take the opportune moment to say anything, and might end up just telling you at the end of the day.
~ And you'd be mildly frustrated at first, but how could you stay mad? It's Shifty
~ If he gets the chance to tell you, I imagine he's the "whisper right in your ear with his hands cupped on each side of his mouth" type a guy.
~ He'll offer his handkerchief, or hunt down a toothpick for you.
~ He swoops in for the save when he sees it.
~ He'll think of a convincing excuse to pull you aside.
~ "Can I see you over here for a sec?"
~ Even when he gets you alone, he quietly explains that you got something going on with your face.
~ When your initial response is to be mortified, he'll tenderly take your hand, place his handkerchief in your palm then close your fingers over it.
~ He reassures you that nobody else saw it.
~ In his baritone, honeyed Cajun accent, "Don't worry, nobody else noticed, mon amour."
~ Will consider this as an opportunity to get close to you.
~ Will absolutely use it as an excuse to pull you away from everyone so he can have you all to himself.
~ I'm willing to bet he'd take his handkerchief and wipe your nose without warning in front of everyone.
~ If it's your teeth, he'll walk right up to you with a toothpick ready and say, "Smile for me."
~ When you do, he'll straight up hold your head steady by the chin with one hand and pick out the food with the toothpick.
~ You just let it happen because he'll keep on you until you let him get it...and he's stronger than he looks so there's no use resisting him.
~ When he's done, there's always a follow up comment.
~"Where would you be without me?"
~"There's my girl." As he admires your face.
