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sheila | said shayla | 26 | Boston MA | 🇭🇹

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad’s side of my parents’ bed

In my parents’ closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister’s stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn’t seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it’s always followed with a very loud “FUCKING BARRY!!!!!”

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Update:

He found his way into my sister’s room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

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[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

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[netflixandnudez]

Black excellence 🔥🔥

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Serena daughter already won a chip

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[itzyaboy-dame]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[aidashakur]

[curlsandstems]

I love a man that always wants to hug up on you and kiss you for no reason like yesssssssss baby come hereeeee 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[sheababesxo]

They are so beautiful

[dark-soul9]

let them miss you. sometimes when you’re always available they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.

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Thickness

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[goneweusedtopop]

[andyouwilldeal]

Janet Jackson in Bangkok, Thailand (1995)

[destuhnae]

a look.

[afeelgoodblog]

I needed to see this :) time to spread it to others who may need it too!