in this house we stan the trolley problem

they/him/zie fine. {vanitashaze} on Ao3. CWs tagged "tw: _". does not reliably provide image captions.

[slumpsnail]

He must consume another artifact. And soon!

[perplexingly]

Know that even if I’m not beside you, I will always have been your Balduran.

[zarrart]

[brunch-at-quarks]

normalest space station in federation history

[respocked]

uncalled for

[respocked]

When I was a child, I read in a book of folk tales a story about an evil sorcerer who takes a boy as an apprentice, and as one of the tests, he shoves his hand into the boy's mouth, grabs his insides, turns him the wrong side out and commands the boy to turn himself to the right side in on his own. Anyway, here is Garak and his dad.

[deepspace-queer]

ds9 meets text posts pt 4 of ????

[simptasia]

[garaks-padded-bra]

SEX`!!!!!!!!!

[bumblebi713]

next in my series of horror-themed Baldur's Gate 3 illustrations-- the wizard Gale Dekarios!

[caprisonnne]

reading in Gales tent yes that's Astarions favourite cushion ☺️

[redmedic]

I finally get to reveal the piece that I did for the Love & Marriage: BG3 Zine ( @lovemarriagebg3 ), which features one of my favourite epilogue moments, where Lae'zel raises her son, Xan!

He does not get NEARLY enough attention, and I just love how encouraging she already sounds to Xan's various paths in life. I imagine that he would grow up stern like his mother, but creative and open to new experiences.

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[higgsbison]

sailor in the pale

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[insomniac-arrest]

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[fernacular]

Muchas smoochas

(Wyll should totally have gotten wings and a tail because I says so)

((Also check out this cool fic where he grows them after the fact: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50415187)