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Sorry I haven’t been active for the past few days. Finals week is upon me so I have little time to get on here and work on drafts. I’ll be back this Friday, so you don’t have to wait very long for me. What responses I do have done or almost done will be put in the queue along with any fun ask memes I find. If you’d like a starter, then please like this. I’ll respond to them all when I get back this Friday.

#:psa #:mobile

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hello, Saitama here.

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✘ - - Augustine looked up from the book he was reading.

“Are you here for the job offer?”

#1punchtosavetheworld #:reply #[ v: undetermined ]

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I made a versus page if you’d like to check it out.

You may also like this for a starter in the Witchcraft verse. I’m in the mood for a wizarding Augustine.

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✘ - - @rcbotix liked this for a starter - - Augustine never wanted to put dangerous things on display, but the lack of space forced him too. There was only so much room on the top floor of the antique store where he dwelled, and that was already filled up with books and magic relics. At the very least, what relics he did put out in the store downstairs was either locked up in a display case or put high up on a shelf no person without a step stool could reach. But it seemed that inconvenient placement coupled with a “Do Not Touch” sign would not stop this customer.

"Excuse me sir, but could you please not touch that?”

#rcbotix #:starter #[ sorry this was so late Dx ]#[ I hope this is alright :3 ]

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Hey kids, like for a starter?

#:mobile #:starter call

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#in the spirit of christmas which is nearly upon us #::a sheep's aesthetic::

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Too late for that. His gaze already DRIFTED over toward the quick influx of movement, prompting a stare from his bespectacled gaze. Wait, wasn’t that…? He blinks, straightening up his back to peer right over that book a stranger was reading. Sure enough, he was easily able to identify the same strands of blonde hair && oceanic hues.

“ God… ” he slowly murmurs, only to SHAKE his head before unconsciously stepping forward. It was still pretty hard, accustoming to his real nature. “ I mean, August. I, uh… totally knew you weren’t that kind of sheep. ” Though he admits this, it was still rather obvious that those words were n o t h i n g but a lie. He was merely trying too hard to retain his masculine dignity.

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✘ - - The hardcover shield of a book had failed him, and now Augustine was obligated to talk to the other. The fact that he called him God didn’t make the situation any less awkward. With an embarrassed sigh, August rested the book on the table and looked up at Vivek, only to look down at the book again in shame.

"Yeah... Uhm, sorry for lying about the whole God thing. I kinda lose my sense of ethics when I’m a sheep for too long...”

#andrismos #:reply #[ meanwhile August gives all the shits ]#[ and feels guilty about it ]

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“Okay, okay!” Vivek hurriedly replied. It was the most weirdest thing ever… to be yelled at by an angry sheep, even if it was honestly just God taking on another form. His hand reached over towards the door, only to remember the ‘Open’ sign seconds later, causing him to flip it over until it read ‘Closed’. Only then did he start pushing past the sheep, out into the fresh air beyond.

“Let’s see here…” He then flips the key over and over in his hand upon trying to find the proper way to insert it. Slowly, Vivek carefully pushes the tip into the lock and twists it, only to hear a clicking sound moments later. “Hey, this seems like fun. Mind if I lock and unlock this door over and over, before we go?” he carelessly questions, peering over his shoulder at the sheep. As of that moment, he was just wasting time by being the most pointlessly amused individual ever. Then again, he just wanted to spend as much time as possible with God.

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If he were capable, Augustine would have slapped the individual right then and there. “No.” Was all he said, and all he really could say. They were outside now in the mildly populated business district. Simply by being a living sheep had drawn a few gazes. Talking would only gain more unnecessary attention. He instead simply pushed the other forward with a headbutt, an assertive reminder that they had a job to do.

At the very least, August was considerate enough not to prod the man with his horns.

#andrismos #:reply #[ lmao August ain't too manly either ]#[ but he certainly doesn't want to deal with Vivek's antics ]#[ this bull's got horns man ]#[ err this sheep ]

Meeting of the Muses

"Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi."

"Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?"

"I think they gave me your coffee by mistake."

"Your dress is beautiful."

"That is an adorable dog. What's their name?"

"Wow. What a jerk."

"I don't suppose you have a pen, do you?"

"Where did you get that coat? It's gorgeous."

"Is there a problem here?"

"Are you okay?"

"Did you loose a cat?"

"You left your bag behind."

"Sorry. I didn't mean to stare."

"You don't look good. Are you feeling okay?"

"It's raining and I don't have an umbrella."

"This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?"

"You wouldn't happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?"

"Have you been crying?"

"You look hungry, let's get you something to eat."

"I don't get modern art."

"I'm not sure it's a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark."

"That smells amazing. What is it?"

"I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing."

"Are you okay?"

"Is this your car? I'm afraid I nicked the door."

"Could you turn the music down?"

"Can you believe that asshole?"

"Sorry, let me move my stuff."

#:meme

send me a symbol for a drabble

🎭: Our muses rehearsing a script together

❅: Our muses playing in the snow

☕: Your muse bringing mine a coffee

✿: My muse patching up a wound your muse has gotten

🕷: Your muse scaring my muse

✉: My muses reaction to a note yours left behind

🍬: Our muses eating sweets together

🌠: Our muses looking at the stars together

🔥: Our muses sitting together by a fireplace

☔: Our muses getting caught in a rainstorm together

☏: My muse drunk calling yours at night

✄: My muse fixing a stitch in your muse's clothes

ϟ: Your muse eating my muse's food

▲: Our muses getting trapped in a room together

🎧: My muse sharing their earphones with yours

✌: Our muses taking a selca together

♫: My muse makes yours a holiday playlist

🛍: Our muses going shopping together

🎁: Your muse giving mine a present

🎄: Our muses putting holiday decorations up

#:meme #will get to these in an hour or so

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Doodlin’ sheepies before sleepies

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Reblog if you’re an OC without a fandom.

We are creating a masterlist for all you lovely OCs.

The list is here.

✘ - - @andrismos liked this for a starter - - Today was a good day in Augustine’s eyes. He had an influx of customers since Christmas was nearly upon him, and with it came lots of profits. There was enough surplus money to get himself some new books, one of which (a book on polymorphing) he was reading now outside a coffee house. He had the book laid flat on the table so no one knew what he was reading, but when he saw a familiar face begin to walk by, he couldn’t help but bring up the book to cover his face.