MEMORY ERROR

hellworld that is romac posting in 2026

[sheepsideblog]

hullo this is a sideblog of @cartoon-animal. he/it (sometimes zee/zeer)

i fell back into the infinite recursive torment spiral that is romantically apocalyptic. overwhelmed with deep love and hatred for this comic. relegated romac posting to this side so it doesn’t overwhelm main. other stuff might end up here too.

oki now look at my friend pilot. isnt he the best

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[zeepilot]

ok ok masks models masterpost.

snippy and engie both wear a blue eagle NP-306, but snippy’s has 2 valves and engie’s has one (both of them have their valve caps taken off. because it looks cooler i guess (true))

as far as i can tell these are super cheap but can only be bought wholesale if you’re in the us (i found listings for individual ones on amazon for india, the uk, and australia) so… who’s going to buy 200 snippy masks with me

(^ i know there must be a better way….. cosplayers let me know if you know </3)

captain wears a forney industries P100 respirator, which you can buy on lowe’s website for like 45 dollars

and pilot wears a real cold war era soviet pilot’s KM-32

[zeepilot]

FUCKING SCORE AT MY LOCAL GOTH CLOTHING STORE

[c1rcu1tboard]

awesome version of nekomewtrix + awesome version of mug + everyone else + caboose r.vb is there too.

[c1rcu1tboard]

awesome version of nekomewtrix + awesome version of mug + everyone else + caboose r.vb is there too.

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[somedreamerscomix]

[estherterrestrial]

:G-DIR DAILY FACTOID: Did You Know...?

Death brings life, and;

We brought life to this world!

[twentythousandvolts]

HONESTLY. i think a ""poorly drawn"" anime catgirl would have fit the spirit of romac much better than what "Nekomewtrix" actually is. due to the "constant references to 2000s-2010s internet culture" thing. And then skeleton with cat ears and tail is also pretty funny + awesome. She could have been so awesome. let's consider it all.

[estherterrestrial]

hey guys who's perspective do we think Flying Prohibited is from

[estherterrestrial]

is this what annie's voice sounds like. hey gromov quick q whys your girlfriend blue and british

[estherterrestrial]

Suddenly thought up a new romac comic. Stay tuned

[c1rcu1tboard]

engie is really just a horrible horrible doomed hamster if you think about it.

[somedreamerscomix]

My name is, according to The Sniper (Snipper? Snippy?), Doctor Alexander Gromov, although Pilot and Captain say my name is Angie (Engie? It seems to change moment to moment). I cannot say which one of these is true. Something bad happened, now everything is missing. It's missing outside, and now it's missing inside me. How can that be true?

Annie, list of human organs? Annie, cross-reference and confirm presence of vital human organs? Annie, can you hear me? Are you okay, dear?

I don't remember why my first impulse is to poise questions to this "Annie" entity. I think that is the name of God. I understand she used to answer my questions. I know that she does not anymore. I ask them anyway, just in case.

I remember hospitals being where doctors worked. Did I work in such a place? Captain says zee knows this is a Children's Hospital by the trails of red stuff everywhere. I don't think this is right, but I can't remember enough about pediatrics to disprove it. In any case, this hospital seems to have fallen into disrepair. Everything is dirty. No medicine can be practiced here.

There is a sign pointing in one direction. It's comprised of various other symbols, though I cannot recall how to read them. I spend a long time studying the symbols before I hear The Sniper clear his throat behind me.

"I know how to read," I tell him. I do not know how to read.

However, I must keep up the appearances of Doctor Gromov, as I'm sure my companions will abandon me to the wastes if they discover I am no longer of use—this is another thing I understand to be true, despite the apparent loss of all my memories.

"Okay…?" Snippy responds before wandering off to look for medical supplies. I feel I've succeeded in duping him. I feel like he is beneath me for some reason. People who are beneath me are very easy to dupe, as I understand.

After a few more minutes of trying to read the sign on the wall, I decide to go catch up with The Sniper. He is in an area of the Hospital with a lot of posters of human infants being held by their mothers. I wonder if I had a mother. Was Annie my mother? No, I think she was my girlfriend. Did these figures fill similar roles? ... If that was true, it would mean I was some kind of useless baby man. That doesn't seem right. Doctors are supposed to be smart and capable.

When I find Snippy, he's kneeling down to inspect something. I watch him hold a small, disgusting creature that appears to be growing out of a human skull.

"MAMA?" it says to him.

I feel scared. Ew. Ew. Ew. Why is he holding it? Ew. He is holding it and looking at it as though it is a beautiful thing. It is not. It is disgusting. Please put it down. Ew. Ew. Ew. It is covered in disease. Yuck. Yucky. Ew.

Suddenly, his chest wound opens and pulls the creature into his rib cage. This is horrifying and disgusting as well, but I feel better now that the creature has been destroyed.

The Sniper does not seem relieved. He seems panicked.

"No, no, no, no! Why!?" The Sniper grips his head and stares down at his chest in horror. Then he whimpers to himself, "I don't want you to buy me another…"

I do not know who he is talking to. Is he talking to Annie? Does she answer him but not me? Is Annie living in his chest? That doesn't seem right. The thing in him seems bad and gross. Annie is not gross.

I miss her. I recognize this feeling as similar to the feeling The Sniper is experiencing over the disgusting creature being eaten by his chest.

I walk over to Snippy and tell him, "I'm sorry for your loss."

[sheepsideblog]

Forgot abt this from a few weeks ago ^^^^^

[estherterrestrial]

snippy come here so you can reach hesitantly into the folds of captains coat and find nothing underneath but a sense of dread so palpable it's as though the jaws of death are already clamped around you. and then after zee will laugh and pat you on the head like the dog you are. heart

[parmaviolets]

which could mean nothing.

[somedreamerscomix]

[somedreamerscomix]

INCIDENT REPORT

Persons Involved: Pilot

Incident Summary: While on my missions of MOIST UPMOST IMPORTANTS I had to engage in an emmeergency landing protocól. Even MORE unfortunate, I sadly failed to land according to approved workplace procedure and so my left leg become crunched and is now lazing around like a USELESS NOODLE.

I take full responsibility for my failure to perform and can only hope my Captain is merciful in the face of my moist embarrassing oopsiedoodle.

Because I am at fault for this accident and because of my recent promotion to insurance director I will go ahead and reject my own insurance claim.

WORKERS COMPENSATION: REJECTED

Signed Pi Lot, Eureka Director of Insurance

With the paperwork finished and filed away, I turn to listen to what the Doctor and Mr. Snippy are saying.

Snippy has been pacing boobishly about the room fors about 10 minutes and 27 seconds now and while I am a slight bit touched by his concern it is grating on my nerves which are already in twists of licorice fraying out my leg socket.

"... So? Can you fix it?" Snippey waffles to the Doctor.

I have two problems with this plan. Number one:

"SNIPEEEEEYYYY!! I AM NOT AN IT!" I correct him courteously.

"Bwah?! That's not- I know you're- I meant your leg, okay?"

Number two:.

"This Doctor is a SHAM! The mouse in his hat that wrote his most smartest emails DIED. he'll NEVER BECOME A TRUE PARISIAN CHEF!!!"

The Doctor shrinks down even more even though he is already kneeling as to inspect my injuries. He has been caught red handed in the act of his illegal medical practice and in oweing all his achievements in life to his over-reliance on mice.

"He's right." Dr. Engie says.

Snippey is quiet for a second before asking, "A mouse wrote your emails?"

"No, that I'm a sham, you plebeian. Ever since... I-I can't remember a thing about medicine or bioengineering. Certainly nothing about DEX repair!"

Snippey groans, "Let me guess. You kept all your memories on the cloud to prove some idiotic point to one of your colleagues and never thought to keep a backup? You know, it's a real mystery how the world didn't end sooner with jackasses like you in charge."

The Doctor and Snippie continue to bargle back and forth which is not interesting to me, so I look more at my injuries.

The ligaments in my smashed leg are wiggling around trying to put themselves back together. I can see them tying themselves into jumbly tangles because they're not very smart. Not very nice.

I poke them with my fingers to try to stop them from solving problems they're not qualified for but pain becomes all over me in stead. Owwieeee. Owww. Owwwchhhh. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwuuhhhhhhh.

Suddenly my fellow minions are paying attention to me again, no doubt because of my very tasteful and dignified whine of pain.

"Maybe we could find the nearest... DEX... Fixing place?"

VISIONS OF A MALICIOUS LADYBUG SMARMS IN MY HEAD. I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO LADYBUGLAND.

"NOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!! YOU CANT MAKES ME GO!!!"

I decide ive had enough of this. I try to clamber away but trip over my bendy leg and the doctor has to pick me up and he sits me back down instead of making me Uprightsome.

I hope Captain comes back soon. Zee will know what to do.