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âUh, yeah I do?â
âOh! Youâre talking about the âwinâ part. Yeah, yeah, I know, sementics.â
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You do know that you don't 'win' pussy, right?
âUh, yeah I do?â
âOh! Youâre talking about the âwinâ part. Yeah, yeah, I know, sementics.â
princessofbyakudan:
Oh wow!  If there was one talent she couldnât deny that Shimada had, it was a taste for jewelry.  Particularly womenâs jewelry actually.  She figured it was a natural side-effect of being a model and being surrounded by so many well accessorized people in the business.  Lately, it would seem that the man had found his true calling, that of a hair stylist.  Privately, sheâd always liked the way he styled his hair⊠Â
Tohko checked the time on her phone.  Today was a day off, so there was nothing stopping her from talking a nice walk down to the salon in question.  Just to be safe, she called ahead and asked if they did walk insâŠ
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She was sure to grab a smoothie before entering Asukiâs. Â Stepping past the front door, she was greeting with the familiar smell of shampoos and hair dye. Â She spotted Shimada over with a customer. Â She took a moment to appreciate how happy he looked working on the womanâs hair. Â It was always endearing whenever she saw her friends doing the things they talked about doing back in high school. Â Tohko was snapped out of her thoughts by a woman at the front desk. Â Heh, oops. Â
âHi there~  Is it possible for me to ask for a specific stylist?â  The woman glanced over knowingly at Shimada and looked for all the world like she was trying to not roll her eyes.  Haha.  "Is he annoyingly popular already? Iâm not surprised. I donât mind if thereâs a bit of a wait.  Iâm not here to distract him.  Trust me, weâre just friends.â  She could tell the woman didnât believe her at all, not that it really mattered.  Tohko was directed to a plush couch that served as the waiting area and waited patiently for her turn.
There was a bit of a wait, but as soon as Kai was told who was waiting for him, he stepped away from his station and peeked out into the waiting area.Â
âEyyy, Kirisaki! Glad you could make it.â He gestured for her to come over, and then turned with the assumption that sheâd follow. His previous customer, a blonde-haired woman, looked ever-so-slightly dissapointed that Kaiâs attention had shifted so suddenly.
âI am not letting you leave until I give you a makeover, Iâve gotten so much better, and I was already amazing before, so...Oi!â Shimada put his hands up when he caught his boss staring at him with a strange mixture of amusement and impatience.Â
âI gave her a coupon okay? Sheâs gonna pay for it!â
âJust checking. I know you like to do favors for ladies, Shimada.â With a small grumble, he led Tohko the rest of the way back.Â
âIâll pay for it, alright? Sheâs just mad because this girl forgot to pay this one time. Okay maybe twice but things happen! You know how it is.â
@princessofbyakudanâ
That morning, a small package arrived for Tohko from Shimada, of all people. inside was an ornate hair clip with a note folded beside it. Once she unfolded it, a coupon for Asukiâs Hair Salon fell out, and a brief message was written inside.
Kirisaki-san,Â
Guess who just got a job at Asukiâs? This will look great on you regardless, but it will look even better if you let me do your hair up right! Come on down birthday girl ;)
-Kai Shimada
Kai: So I've been thinking.
Masato: That's a first.
Go into my inbox and kiss my muse however you want and see how they react!!
sidestuiff:
Kensuke: You don't care who you piss off, do you?
Kai: Not in the slightest, no.
I canât get over the fact that Fukuroi calls Shimada by his first name. newotpyes
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Masato had been in the process of cleaning up when he heard Shimada say his name properly for the first time. Â He glanced over at the other boy and nodded quietly. Â He offered a polite (and somewhat tired) smile in return. Â
â!â  He was surprised when Shimada started shouting.  A part of him wanted to laugh but he repressed it in case Shimadaâs mood suddenly soured.  Well, at least he was satisfied with his own work for now.  Standing up, Masato took hold of his school bag.  "âŠ.Tell me how your work was received tomorrow?â  He requested and then if there was nothing else the red head wanted, Masato could leave and make it to where Kurosaki was waiting for him.
Work in hand, Kai turned and started off, only barely hearing Masatoâs request before he was out of earshot.
âYeah sure, Iâll let you know!â he called back, though rather distractedly. And then he was gone.
â â â
The next day in class, once everyone was dismissed, the teacher gently asked Kai to stay behind after the others left. Kai glanced at Masato briefly, unsure of what this meant, but of course said nothing. Not long afterwards, he was hurrying up to Fukuroi in the hallway, a huge grin on his face. Without putting a lot of thought into his actions ahead of time (when did he ever?), Kai bounded right up to the other boy and grabbed him excitedly.
âIT WORKED! She thinks Iâm smart like you! I ââ
Kai paused, suddenly blushing a little before glancing around at the one or two onlookers at this point. Quickly letting go of Masato, he shot a decidedly aggressive look at those staring, causing them to quickly disperse.Â
âWhatever...â he muttered to no on in particular, before shifting his gaze back to the other boy again, now much calmer. Â
âSo when can you help me with tonightâs homework? Youâre gonna help me again, right?â
*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha what a nerd *makes out with said nerd*
Naturally, Masatoâs first instinct was to struggle.
âK-Kai! Â Kai!â Â This was humiliating. Â Why did he have to be publicly manhandled and stripped despite his best efforts to the contrary?? Â Despite Masatoâs attempts to escape, it didnât take Shimada too long to get the sweater vest off of him. Â Masato looked particularly disgruntled as he adjusted his glasses. Â "Are you satisfied?â Â He asked, though apparently the red head wasnât. Â Again he got his way and undid a few of the buttons on Masatoâs shirt.Â
ââŠ.â  After a quiet intake of breath, Masato straightened himself out.  âYes.  Thank you.  Shall we proceed now?â
Once he finished undoing a few of those buttons, Kai took a step back and looked at his work.Â
âMuch betterâ he assured, looking down at the sweater vest in his hands. âHey, you got somewhere to put this? I guess I can put it in my bag or something if you want, but I canât promise you itâs gonna be free of wrinkles or whatever.â Once Masato made a decision on this (and the vest was safely stored away), the redhead would finally lead his friend onward.
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The club itself was exactly what you might expect: flashy lights, loud music, and, and a consistent dull roar of the many conversations going on around them.
âEyy, pretty good crowd for this time of dayâ Kai mused as he led his friend inside. âMaybe weâll find you a lady friend after all!â He was partly teasing at this point, realizing that Masato was the last person to âpick upâ girls, but hopefully he could at least help him relax just a little bit.
  âWhat, like itâs HARD?â
     there was only a soft, uppity snort to warn him of the inevitable â something that wouldâve been light-hearted if she hadnât suddenly started MOANING. in public. while disguised. quietly, at first. only a sultry tease. then, she started getting a little bit louder, like last night â
âA-alright, alright! Fucking shit man...â conceded at last, clearly very embarrassed at this point. Besides, if she kept that up he was gonna start having a problem downstairs.
âHow the hell am I suppose to get you off if youâre pulling crap like that anyway?!â he growled.
Guilt (Shame) || Sheetmada
Tohko continued to comfort Kai as he cried. Â Had he admitted that he was missing his mother Tohko would have easily been able to empathize with his pain. Â She missed her mother and father dearly. Â Rather than try to push the thought and memory of her parents out of her mind, however, Tohko would often let herself think about them and cry when by herself or when she was alone with Mitsuki and Kensuke. Â Carefully, she rubbed his head in as soothing a manner as she could.
âJust say, âhelloâ and ask how heâs been.  If youâre lucky he might lead the conversation.  Itâs not as if you personally betrayed him.â  As for his next concern, Tohko had to think about the truth of the matter before answering.  "Kensuke will be happy to see you, and Masato-kun will too.  If youâre nice to Tomohiro and Ryosuke-kun then Iâm sure they wonât reject you.â  She let him pull away when she felt him start to move and looked over his body curiously.  Her eyes fell to his lower abdomen and his motivation became clear. Â
âAh! Â Hey, why donât you let me take a look at that? Â I can patch you up.â
âI donât need any help...â he grumbled, trying to shift his body further so that she wouldnât be staring at that gaping hole. Between that sudden movement and reaching up to wipe any remaining tears from his eyes, he ended up snagging a bit of his insides on a stray branch nearby. Emitting something between a screech of pain and a growl of frustration, Kai doubled over in pain before turning back over to her. his eyes watering once more.
âF-fine I...I mean...if you think you can...just...be fucking careful ok?!â His voice sounded far more scared than angry or annoyed now, and really, that had been the root of it all along. But even he had to face reality eventually.Â
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  âYa know, according to the chat rooms on some of the  porn sites I frequent, public sex is totally a thing now.  Which isnât hard for me to picture, âcause I can only be  seen by humans I allow to see me, but how would you  lot believably get away with it?â
   she brought it up like she was discussing the weather, sitting at an upside-down angle on the park bench so that she was laying on the spot next to him with her legs sticking up & over the back of it. she was messing with his pants lazily.
  âI mean, if we did it right here, youâd be heard, never  mind, like, on a train or something. I call buuuullllllshit.â
âWait, you serious?â He wasnât exactly the sharpest out there, and although she clearly looked like a fairy, up until now heâd kind of assumed that was some weird roleplay thing. Maybe it was...maybe she was just insane. Fuck if he cared, she was still hot. Even as he was still contemplating this, his eyes began to wandering along her body, shamelessly appreciating the sight.Â
"Well I mean, thatâs part of the fun of it, right? You might get caught â but only if you do it wrong.â He didnât do that particular activity very often, but with a few more adventurous girls...how could he say no? âI mean, if we did it right here, itâd probably look pretty fucked up if anyone walked by tooâ he mused, his gaze now shifting to the hand toying with his pants. âOr maybe thatâs what youâre looking for, hmm?â
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  âYouâre hot. I mean, youâre a douchebag. But youâre a hot douchebag, I guess.â
You should take your boyfriend out on more dates.
âI donât have a fucking boyfriend!â
I'M GUNNA SHOVE THE RAINBOW CONNECTION UP YOUR ASS.
Kai is a poopy head.
âI am NAUGHT! Mr. Electric send him to the principle immediately and have him EXPELLED!â