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Affiliated Sheik BoTW AU Blog. Part of a Role Swap AU. Side blog of lyreweaver

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

My brother is genderfluid, for clarification. His original lifetime, he was female, and he tends to switch which he presents as from day to day. Easiest way to tell is by looking at his braid. It's braided differently for whichever gender he's presenting as that day.

Only time I get confused is when I see him with his hair down. What do I call you then, Sheik. Tell me.

[sheikahshitposting]

fingerboardrhapsodist​:

I could probably help if you wanted something fun for the day. So I’m not just playing music for the event.

As a note, I promise not to set fire to anything the day that happens. Or a week before and after. Unless there’s an emergency that requires fire.

If anyone sets something on fire at my wedding it had better be me.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

My brother is genderfluid, for clarification. His original lifetime, he was female, and he tends to switch which he presents as from day to day. Easiest way to tell is by looking at his braid. It's braided differently for whichever gender he's presenting as that day.

Only time I get confused is when I see him with his hair down. What do I call you then, Sheik. Tell me.

[sheikahshitposting]

fingerboardrhapsodist​:

Is that what you’re going to do when you and your princes have your wedding? Out of legitimate curiosity.

I haven’t decided yet.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

My brother is genderfluid, for clarification. His original lifetime, he was female, and he tends to switch which he presents as from day to day. Easiest way to tell is by looking at his braid. It's braided differently for whichever gender he's presenting as that day.

Only time I get confused is when I see him with his hair down. What do I call you then, Sheik. Tell me.

[sheikahshitposting]

Your Majesty always works.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

Oh yes, of course. How thoughtless of me to forget.

How long have you been waiting to use that line? How many lifetimes, Sheik?

[sheikahshitposting]

Only since you understood what I do with my hair.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

Nayru's knickers, man. That's forever. You just sit on things eternally in the hopes that someday you'll be vindicated by making hilarious commentary out of the blue. I love you so much, do you know that?

If you start doing weird shit with your hair just to confuse me, I'm going to throw a fit, though.

[sheikahshitposting]

I’ll give you a hint about when I wear it up instead of in a braid:  Kanzashi with bells mean woman.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

My brother is genderfluid, for clarification. His original lifetime, he was female, and he tends to switch which he presents as from day to day. Easiest way to tell is by looking at his braid. It's braided differently for whichever gender he's presenting as that day.

Only time I get confused is when I see him with his hair down. What do I call you then, Sheik. Tell me.

[sheikahshitposting]

Your Majesty always works.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

Oh yes, of course. How thoughtless of me to forget.

How long have you been waiting to use that line? How many lifetimes, Sheik?

[sheikahshitposting]

Only since you understood what I do with my hair.

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

My brother is genderfluid, for clarification. His original lifetime, he was female, and he tends to switch which he presents as from day to day. Easiest way to tell is by looking at his braid. It's braided differently for whichever gender he's presenting as that day.

Only time I get confused is when I see him with his hair down. What do I call you then, Sheik. Tell me.

[sheikahshitposting]

Your Majesty always works.

[sheikahshitposting]

demoncarverleadership​:

Oh sweet! I kinda assumed it was something Gerudo, since that’s what most of the weaponry we found looked like, but it’s neat to know there’s a chance it could have been something of at least vague historical importance.

Do you care if I dump some of the loot I got on my girlfriend? Or should I pass it by you first?

Give it to the Gerudo.  It’s better off in their hands as it’s their history, not mine.

[demoncarverleadership]

That is what I hoped you would say. Mostly because it’s fun to watch their expressions when I give em stuff. Riju especially.

Any fun plans for later? Or do you wanna go check the place out too?

[sheikahshitposting]

I’m planning to take his Highness to meet his Highness for dinner.  I may come have a look at a later date, however.

[sheikahshitposting]

demoncarverleadership​:

Oh sweet! I kinda assumed it was something Gerudo, since that’s what most of the weaponry we found looked like, but it’s neat to know there’s a chance it could have been something of at least vague historical importance.

Do you care if I dump some of the loot I got on my girlfriend? Or should I pass it by you first?

Give it to the Gerudo.  It’s better off in their hands as it’s their history, not mine.

[demoncarverleadership]

sheikahshitposting​:

demoncarverleadership​:

Couldn’t murder Raon, huh? Shame.

Sadly that means I can’t murder you either.  Not for lack of trying, though.

In my defense, I am amazing and invaluable. And I have a lot of folks trying to murder me. Less now than before, but still.

So, how have you been doing? Know anything about catacombs in the desert? We broke the seal on the ones under the desert base and wandered around for a while, I got a lot of fun shit while we were in there and there were a lot of non-Yiga traps alongside the ones we definitely put up too.

[sheikahshitposting]

It might be related to the old Gerudo fortresses or even the spirit temple complex.

[sheikahshitposting]

@demoncarverleadership

Are you accusing me of baby assassination?

[demoncarverleadership]

You live with several, it wouldn’t surprise me if you considered it a few times.

[sheikahshitposting]

I was asked to.  Once.  Even a Shadow has it’s limits.

[demoncarverleadership]

Couldn’t murder Raon, huh? Shame.

[sheikahshitposting]

Sadly that means I can’t murder you either.  Not for lack of trying, though.

[sheikahshitposting]

@demoncarverleadership

Are you accusing me of baby assassination?

[demoncarverleadership]

You live with several, it wouldn’t surprise me if you considered it a few times.

[sheikahshitposting]

I was asked to.  Once.  Even a Shadow has it’s limits.

[sheikahshitposting]

@demoncarverleadership

Are you accusing me of baby assassination?

[sheikahshitposting]

malladjustedspirit​:

I wasn’t asked, but I’d like to provide an answer regardless: of the notable Hyrulean nobility, to my knowledge, only three families persisted beyond the first decade after the initial Calamity. 

The Thaldien family, who made their fortune in ranching, uprooted and moved south. Their descendants now run a small farm in Hateno.

Ra Jarin had actually fallen from the King’s favor some years before the Calamity, and relocated his family to Lurelin. I believe his last granddaughter died somewhat recently, of natural causes, with no heirs.

Ephath, matriarch of the Tatik family, was left widowed and childless after the initial disaster. She used to wander aimlessly through the south, but I heard a rumor that she was spotted heading towards Hebra after some fifteen or twenty years. I imagine she’s packed in ice somewhere in the mountains.

One good thing about all this.  A clean slate on nobility.  Mind you, I’m sure people will get airs down the road but chances are I’ll be dead and reborn by then and won’t have to deal with it as anything more than living furniture as a servant, guard, and barely seen shadow.

[sheikahshitposting]

hyliansignlanguage​:

Filthy what? You bathe more than most of the nobles I met in my lifetime. And you won’t exactly be a peasant after we’re married, will you?

In all seriousness, anybody who complains about my choice of marriage partners is not going to like my response. No matter their reason for complaint.

If any of the little lordling families are even still around.  I’ve wondered that for awhile.  What happened to them during the calamity?  Did they all die due to being in Castletown?  Did they escape? 

[sheikahshitposting]

hyliansignlanguage​:

So wait, if we’re having children, that’s not immediately after we’re married. Unless we’re having premarital affections. Which would be scandalous, Sheik.

I’m a filthy Sheikah peasant, Link.  Everything about me is scandalous.

[sheikahshitposting]

hyliansignlanguage​:

But you’re still marrying me! I promise not to have nut cake at the wedding.

Divorcing you and leaving with Sidon and our future children.

[sheikahshitposting]

hyliansignlanguage​:

Are we mocking me for chewing on sticks. Is that what we’re doing right now.

Monks committed to sokushinbutsu would eat nothing but pine needles, tree sap, nuts…. You know, a rich diet.

[hyliansignlanguage]

Delicious. There’s foods made with peach tree sap. And pine needles. And I love nuts. So many kinds of nuts.

[sheikahshitposting]

Not in the context we’re speaking of.

[hyliansignlanguage]

You just don’t like thinking about the monks and nuts at the same time.

[sheikahshitposting]

I’m divorcing you the second we’re married.

[sheikahshitposting]

Question to all: Sokushinbutsu or Mellification?

[demoncarverleadership]

I’d rather be posthumously wrapped and animated. Gibdos fucking rule.

[sheikahshitposting]

You’ll notice that was not one of the options.