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Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

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THE LAST DAY GUYS
Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.
Look I totally get the whole ‘I’m attracted to every woman and one man thing’ a lot of us joke about with bisexuality but can we just pause and appreciate for a second that this isn’t the only way being bi can be cus I am sick of feeling insecure any time I find a man attractive cus all I can think of is ‘fuck I’m actually just straight’. Like I’m constantly invalidating the fact I’m bi in my head and I’m so annoyed at myself that I’m letting this internalised biphobia affect me so much
yo i just realised
a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination
No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man?
Better?
Much.
Horse must have been desperate
where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry
zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah
Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:
Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.
They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.
Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.
Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.
Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.
Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.
GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.
If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.
GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.
PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.
SUNGLASSES.
FUCK
It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.
The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.
I can’t articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain it’s like “Not today, Satan!” and I can plan for the $100 expense that’s going to last me potentially years.
For all my glasses wearing followers - I definitely recommend Zenni glasses because for $2 you can add text to them and have rainbow glasses that say “be gay do crime”
Just a reminder that it’s pride month which means Zenni has rainbow frames! Proceeds from all rainbow frames go to the It Gets Better project.
I’d like to add that I tried out the Glasses Shop recently and I got TWO PAIRS of blue light blockers for only $55!!! Something that previously cost me $400+ was now $55! and everything was perfect! I didn’t need any adjustments or anything AND they were very informative and made consistent updates with my package
K-12 dir. Melanie Martinez (2019)
THE LAST DAY GUYS
Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.
on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, a decade ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
ring. that’s it. that’s the post.
Libraries with a sense of humour.
2020 sounds pretty cool, but yknow what really has a good ring to it?
President Sanders
if you actually think people who have ostomy bags/colostomy bags/literally any kind of medical device in them/on them shouldnt show off their body in public because its “inappropriate” or “gross” you seriously need to fuck off.
there is nothing, NOTHING, gross about the human body, disabled or not.
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S
It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.
It’s back 💕
it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash
Annual Wilf reblog.
I kinda love Wilf
Wilf was awesome.
Wilf!!
The granda we all deserve