[hotboyproblems]

me when i’m broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998

[wildlifewednesdays]

[schweinsteigur-deactivated20151]

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

[quicksilverwracked]

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

[kidchi]

THE NOISE

[luminarai]

t’challa: shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic

shuri: brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them

thor: my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately -

shuri: shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark

thor: :o

[tolka-deactivated20200702]

this image singlehandedly cured my depression LOOK at this

[tolka-deactivated20200702]

do you welcome this young man into your heart?

[atekyunas]

Baz, playing the violin

I love youuuu bitch

I’ll never stop loving youuu bitch

[nautulus-deactivated20170619]

Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

[theanimalmemes]

“U THINK BROWN EYES ARE JUST BROWN EYES UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH BROWN EYES”

— @sexual-texts

[racingbarakarts]

[fanny-hs]

gouache paintings from this summer in Sweden

[tofuvi]

sea sips.

[sixpenceee]

When the palette is your canvas. This belongs to @dinabrodsky.

[sixpenceee]

Created by Finnish artist JP Ahonen, the Belzebubs comic strip features an adorable metal-loving family and all of their dark adventures together. From having a little baby to having lunch with grandma - the strip features normal everyday things a family would do, but in a strangely adorable black metal way. 

[jessicacapshaw]

[salazar-slanderin]

“I didn’t study”; translation by house:

Gryffindor: literally. Did not pick up a pen. Probably I slept in class. Someone takes notes for me.

Slytherin: I re-read all my notes like a mad man. Hours pouring over supplemental readings. I’ve drank so much coffee. So much. I don’t want to look like an anxiety ridden nerd though.

Hufflepuff: Me n’ the other puffs brought our notes and books down by the lake and sheafed through ‘em. Mostly drank butterbeer. We’re not too worried though, we pay attention in class.

Ravenclaw: ALL NIGHTER MOTHERFUCKER I GOT HOBBIES AND WE LIVE IN A MAGICAL FUCKING CASTLE OF ENDLESS MYSTERY THE HELL YOU MEAN STUDY WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT

[animatedtext]

[pinewoodcomposts]

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

you would not believe your floor

if man door hand hook car door