Don't be a bitch

Call me Shelly. BU. I love hardcore bands/EDM. From boring MD. I'm the sweetest person until you piss me off. 22. So get to know me or whatever. ;p

[lvd2]

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

[perrfectly]

I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.

Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil (via perrfectly)

[andhumanslovedstories]

mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”

then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 

[themetaisawesome]

#I love how long it took your mom to realize like#a marriage and a child later#shit that girl was hitting on me (agentwashingcat)

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[baesment]

[stachionalgeographic]

yeet pray love

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[itsblackfriday]

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[nknwngrlsstuff]

A part of me got lost when you went away.

Unknown. (via unknowngrrrl)

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you get a get outta jail free card in Monopoly

[justalittlelostt]

His camera operator need some kinda award

[amoisthobo]

This is my favorite video on the internet

[cybergata]

[furfag]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[deletedaccount-thanksbye-deacti]

WAR. FAMINE. PESTILENCE. blep

[thekwikemart]

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.

[dinsintegration]

[writersrandomramblings]

[dankmemeuniversity]