cheeeeeeese

[shellysuperstar]

It is beyond me how an organization can pride themselves on "true gentleman" qualities but they're still fucking assholes.

[freekumdress]

they’re going AT it

[gemini]

I’m screaming

[thecrashcourse]

Is Hank teaching crash course physics, or will someone else do it?

Hank will be hosting Crash Course Philosophy. Crash Course Physics will be hosted by Dr. Shini Somara, who is all kinds of awesome :) 

[ngjenkins-deactivated20221105]

Y’all have no idea how excited I am about this :D

[thislazywitch]

When’s it coming out?? I’m taking physics next term and I’m terrified!

[thecrashcourse]

We will be launching Physics at the end of March :) 

[hushhatake]

[unfriendlybitch-deactivated2015]

sperm don’t become babies

[tchallamunroe]

While teaching my 7th Grade class, I hear...

Girl 1: wow! You’re pretty for a dark skinned girl! Girl 2: aw thanks! If you were darker, you could be pretty too. Me (internally): DRAG HER!!!

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m writing a book about Basil The Bat Lord, who is a human that enters into a tryout for becoming a king. And he’s either going to be the king of the Bat Kingdom, the Spider Kingdom, or the Snake Kingdom. And there’s one more kingdom too, I forget. Oh yeah, The Moth Kingdom. But then Wilda the Witch gets the Spider Kingdom to start attacking all the other kingdoms. And Basil gets the Moth Kingdom to help defeat Wilda. But I’m not going to tell you how Wilda is defeated because then people won’t be as excited about my book.”

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[state0fdusk]

I’m one of those people who makes random noises all of the time and repeatedly sings phrases like “I hate the world” and “what the fuck am I doing”

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

[thebestoftumbling]

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

[kindestghost]

[gamechangershow]

Finish reading the rest of her bathroom adventures: J.K. Rowling Live Tweeted a Dump She Took and It Was Amazing by William Muse If you liked this you’ll also like:  J.K. Rowling’s Twitter Is Out of Control

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[gothitelle]

that caption is so fucking australian what does it even mean

[iamoutofideas]

A female is purchasing cigarettes whilst wearing beer coolers on her feet.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

thanks

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[aesthedictator-deactivated20160]

Reblog every time

[tayuyalov3r]

Surprised my girlfriend and made a tumblr. Lost all street cred in my fraternity, though. Maybe she won’t tell anyone?

[shellysuperstar]

Use it, you turd.

[ionlyfollowbadblogs]

When your mum comes into your room without knocking

[dontsellmeshit]