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let the stupidity commence. 

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you thought you’d never see me again, didn’t you? well too bad! im alive.

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i am a very unfavorable fellow, my good man. i commit nefarious acts 

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don nacho 

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seems i frightened everyone into silence, back to the cave i go

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to all you boneheads that like starting shit for absolutely no reason at all: bring ya ass i want all the fucking smoke 

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@retrieverbf when i say i got small cherry coke

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pop a ball for the periscope 

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sorry im back i went to get milk

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@retrieverbf oh yeah? you’re the tumblr funnyman? tell me a funny funny man

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hopped on tumblr and it asked me about sending experiments to space like fuck you i just came on here to traumatize a 20 year old named margret who posts the flowers in her garden 

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if i reach a 4 digit follower count ill drop a sex tape 

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cutely googles how to look hot while ur ankle is sprained

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where does the nut in banana nut bread come from

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if you see this then go the fuck to sleep and get out of the deep end of tumblr 

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i dont use tags cause im lazy i dont use tags cause i want you to find me accidentally while scrolling through your mutuals followed accounts at 5am on a stormy night

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what would happen if i threw a watermelon at an old lady 

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why did the chicken cross the road? reblog and like to find out