Tenth Street Blues

LCDR Wyatt Shepard | Earthborn | Sole Survivor | Infiltrator | Renegon

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//swooping by to drop an extra squee on your dashes on this, the day of E3

JOHNNY CASH, Y’ALL

I can’t

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shepards-loyalty -- were you in Wrigleyville today? maybe it was you I saw, bro. xD also hello!

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// every once in a while I see a bro with an N7 hoodie crossing a street in the city and I get real nostalgic for y’all.

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who are you again

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so funny. regular comedian here

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I'll be here all week.

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shepards-loyalty answered:

COME BACK TO ME

who are you again

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yoooo,

celebrated my brother's wedding (finally)

saw those kids successfully fostered

started three jobs; left three jobs

directed a show

moved to Illinois

how was your year?

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& Hiatus

an explanation:

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Bad Dancer - Platic Ono Band

[larmoyante]

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.

Serbian Proverb

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& Hiatus

an explanation:

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glasspilot replied to your post: I always have time to thwart Batarian slavers....

You missed the party, Johnny. I had a present for you and everything. Now it’s not gonna be nearly as special.

Why? What happened to it? If it involves sharks I don't want it.

I know you're disappointed that I wasn't there for you to make malicious fun of on the dance floor, but I'm sure Cortez was an adequate substitute.

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I always have time to thwart Batarian slavers. Though I thought accepting this mission would somehow help me avoid wading through a rave of drunkards on Halloween. I was wrong.

>> Listen up, Normandy: I'll be at the dock in 15. All the vomit better be cleaned off the floor by the time I pass through decontamination.

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Send ⁇ for a drunk text, Send ø for a late night text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[MSG] tlaii your skin is llike so soft like idddon t evn kno ohw to exlpain iit

[MSG] sofster then a babys botttom haha

[MSG] uhman peolp alway ssay thta liek touching babys’ asses is soemthin gthat happsn alll the imte

half an hour later

[MSG] it isn t

Send ø for a late night text

[MSG] This paperwork would go a lot faster if you were up here.

[MSG] And by faster I mean I would put it away.

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// ?? Haha.

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[MSG] heyy i had d reamm htat we got hitche don noveria

[MSG] ano tter presideddd over the cermony nd there wsa lotsofffff vokad

[MSG] haha tako sam pijannnnn

[MSG] wait whoi sthis?

[glasspilot]

flirt with an Ardat-Yakshi, try to out drink a Krogan or paint the Commander's armor bright neon pink.

"That’s easy. Paint the Commander’s armor. It make for a hilarious prank, and I think he looks pretty good in pink."

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[persephoneslesbians]

Texting meme

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Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

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