//swooping by to drop an extra squee on your dashes on this, the day of E3
JOHNNY CASH, Y’ALL
I can’t
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shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@shepardtones
//swooping by to drop an extra squee on your dashes on this, the day of E3
JOHNNY CASH, Y’ALL
I can’t
shepards-loyalty -- were you in Wrigleyville today? maybe it was you I saw, bro. xD also hello!
// every once in a while I see a bro with an N7 hoodie crossing a street in the city and I get real nostalgic for y’all.
who are you again
so funny. regular comedian here
I'll be here all week.
shepards-loyalty answered:
COME BACK TO ME
who are you again
yoooo,
celebrated my brother's wedding (finally)
saw those kids successfully fostered
started three jobs; left three jobs
directed a show
moved to Illinois
how was your year?
& Hiatus
an explanation:
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Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.
Serbian Proverb
& Hiatus
an explanation:
glasspilot replied to your post: I always have time to thwart Batarian slavers....
You missed the party, Johnny. I had a present for you and everything. Now it’s not gonna be nearly as special.
Why? What happened to it? If it involves sharks I don't want it.
I know you're disappointed that I wasn't there for you to make malicious fun of on the dance floor, but I'm sure Cortez was an adequate substitute.
I always have time to thwart Batarian slavers. Though I thought accepting this mission would somehow help me avoid wading through a rave of drunkards on Halloween. I was wrong.
>> Listen up, Normandy: I'll be at the dock in 15. All the vomit better be cleaned off the floor by the time I pass through decontamination.
Send ⁇ for a drunk text, Send ø for a late night text
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
[MSG] tlaii your skin is llike so soft like idddon t evn kno ohw to exlpain iit
[MSG] sofster then a babys botttom haha
[MSG] uhman peolp alway ssay thta liek touching babys’ asses is soemthin gthat happsn alll the imte
half an hour later
[MSG] it isn t
Send ø for a late night text
[MSG] This paperwork would go a lot faster if you were up here.
[MSG] And by faster I mean I would put it away.
// ?? Haha.
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
[MSG] heyy i had d reamm htat we got hitche don noveria
[MSG] ano tter presideddd over the cermony nd there wsa lotsofffff vokad
[MSG] haha tako sam pijannnnn
[MSG] wait whoi sthis?
flirt with an Ardat-Yakshi, try to out drink a Krogan or paint the Commander's armor bright neon pink.
"That’s easy. Paint the Commander’s armor. It make for a hilarious prank, and I think he looks pretty good in pink."
Texting meme
Send ✆ for a morning text
Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Send ☎ for a rushed text
Send ☏ for a loving text
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
Send ø for a late night text
Send ✘ for a hateful text
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