i should go.

nicole | 30 | no matter what i always end up back here mainly bg3, hannibal, and mass effect

[zorosdimples-archived]

i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

[cambion-companion]

[jauffre]

RAPTURE + SIGNS

[charmedslayer]

BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch

Bonus:

[memosminifridge]

nandor: this is my secret treasure room only for my wife to see and no one else

guillermo:

[beardedmrbean]

[oldwitchsleep]

pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.

[hcnnibal]

[garrusvakarain]

normandy texts 10/?

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

2008 2022

[thoi2020]

actually really warming up to the idea of never coming out explicitly. like i’ll just be. casually queer. if you ask i will tell you

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[indigobluerose]

I want any cranberry farmers reading this to know, really truly know, that “are you cool with spiders” is not a specific enough question for this situation.

[vrihedd]

Jinxed ones.

Your favourite moment of Arcane? Mine is the ending of ep.3, the music, the visual of that moment - it all broke my heart into million pieces T_T

[shanecoded]

ok since the earlier post seems to prompt this, describe your first phone. I’ll go first it was a grey nokia 110i which i lost walking home from school in the autumn and then in the spring after snow melted someone found it in a ditch and brought it to me and it worked

[that-wildwolf]

mass effect post everyone else is too afraid to make: so visors. that's a thing that exists in the mass effect universe. garrus wears one. vetra wears one. there's like three different designs shepard can wear. but hear me out okay. hear me out. look at vetra's visor. look at miranda's. look at most of them. they're. they are. 90% of cases they go over both eyes. i'm. i. what i'm saying is garrus is definitely wearing the mass effect equivalent of a monocle.

[shepvrdcommander]

feels really weird being on here after 5-ish years tbh

[stevengrcnt]

me coming back to tumblr now that twitter is fucked

[accruedcpa]

I don't think he does, Jayce.