If TJLC isn't real...
âą Why did Sherlock show an obvious disinterest in women during his first minute of screen time âą Why did Sherlock wink at John when he first met him âą Why did Mrs Hudson assume that John was Sherlockâs new boyfriend âą Why did Sherlock not correct her âą Why did John say âoh god yesâ the way he did âą Why does John call Sherlock brilliant and fantastic all the time âą Why did Angelo assume John and Sherlock were on a date âą Why did Sherlock not correct him âą Why did John ask if Sherlock had a girlfriend âą Why did Sherlock say that girlfriends arenât his area âą Why did John ask Sherlock if he had a boyfriend âą Why did John smile and lick his lips when he discovered that Sherlock was single âą Why did Sherlock assume that John was asking him out âą Why was the scene where they are laughing in the hallway filmed like a post-sex bed scene âą Why did Sherlock cure Johnâs psychosomatic limp âą Why did Mycroft say âmay we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?â âą Why did John instantly trust Sherlock and is loyal to him when he has trust issues âą Why did Lestrade say that John knows Sherlock better than he does even though Lestrade has known him for years and John had known him for a day âą Why the prolonged eye contact âą Why did John shoot a man to save Sherlock even though he had known him for a day âą Why did Sherlock look at John the way he did in the car park âą Why did they get dinner together afterwards âą Why did Sherlock suggest that they go on a date âą Why did Sherlock crash Johnâs date âą Why did he spin John around by his shoulders in order to âmaximise his visual memoryâ âą Why was Sherlock so arsey to Sarah âą Why did Sherlock watch John walk away from Baker Street through the window âą Why did Mrs Hudson ask if theyâd had a âlittle domesticâ âą Why did Sherlock not correct her âą Why did John sleep on Sarahâs sofa âą Why did Sherlock know that Jim from IT was gay because he is well groomed and uses product in his hair when Sherlock is very well groomed and uses product in his hair âą Why does Sherlock know gay underwear trends âą Why did John say âI hope you will be very happy togetherâ when Sherlock talked about Moriarty âą Why did Donovan say to John âopposites attract, I supposeâ âą Why did Sherlock look at John after Moriarty said âIâll burn the heart out of youâ âą Why did Moriarty say âwe both know thatâs not quite trueâ when Sherlock said that heâs âbeen reliably informed that he doesnât have [a heart]â âą Why did Sherlock freak out so much when he removed the Semtex from John âą Why does that scene look and sound sexual âą Why was Johnâs first thought âI hope nobody saw you ripping off my clothes they might talkâ âą Why do they agree to die together âą Why does Sherlock always talk to John even when heâs not there âą Why did Sherlock say that sex doesnât alarm him âą Why did Sherlock steal an ashtray for John âą Why did Sherlock only look at Ireneâs face when she was fully naked âą Why did Irene say âsomebody loves you, if I had to punch that face, Iâd avoid your nose and teeth tooâ and look at John âą Why did John get annoyed and say âI had a tea at the palace too, if anyoneâs interestedâ âą Why could Sherlock deduce John perfectly but not deduce Irene at all âą Why did Irene say that she wasnât sure that Sherlock knew âwhere to lookâ âą Why did Sherlock stutter when John flirted with Irene âą Why was Sherlockâs first thought John when he woke up âą Why did John cancel his date to look after Sherlock âą Why did John get annoyed at Sherlockâs erotic moan text alert âą Why did John count the texts that Sherlock got from Irene âą Why did Sherlock ignore all of these texts âą Why did Johnâs girlfriend say that John is âa great boyfriend and Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky manâ and that she didnât want to âcompete with Sherlock Holmesâ âą Why was she dressed like Sherlock âą Why canât John tell his girlfriends apart âą Why did John say that Sherlock acts heartbroken all the time âą Why did John get so angry at Irene when she came back âą Why did he shout âyouâve texted him a lot!â âą Why did he say âyou⊠Flirted⊠With Sherlock Holmes?â in that tone of voice âą Why did Irene ask if heâs jealous âą Why did Irene (who knows what people like) say that they are a couple âą Why did John not deny this âą Why did John not reply when Irene said 'well I⊠Am [gay]. Look at us bothâ âą Why did Sherlock look so emotional after hearing this âą Why did John ask Sherlock how he felt about Irene being alive âą Why did John playfully say 'what, in your bedroom?â When Sherlock said that they had a client while standing in his room âą Why did Sherlock start talking to John even though he wasnât present and Irene was âą Why did he say to Irene 'why would I want to have dinner if I wasnât hungry?â Even though he always goes to dinner with John and doesnât eat anything âą Why did John say 'John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby namesâ âą Why did Irene tell Sherlock to 'impress a girlâ and then he looked at John while deducing âą Why does Sherlock say 'donât feel obliged to tell that that was amazing or wonderful; Johnâs already expressed that in every variant available to the English languageâ âą Why did Sherlock say 'donât be absurdâ when Mycroft assumed that he loved Irene âą Why did Sherlock randomly say 'I suppose John Watson thinks loveâs a mystery to meâ in the middle of a conversation that had nothing to do with John and was about love and sentiment âą Why does Mycroft consult John on matters of Sherlockâs heart âą Why did John look relieved and smile when Sherlock said 'why would I want to see her again?â âą Why did the gay couple that own the inn in Dartmoor assume that Sherlock and John were a couple âą Why did John not correct them âą Why did Sherlock smirk at John when he pulled rank âą Why did John say 'you with your⊠Cheekbones and turning your collar up so you look coolâ âą Why did Dr Frankland refer to John as Sherlocksâs 'live in PAâ âą Why did Sherlock defensively ask 'what about us?â When Henry said 'look at you and Johnâ âą Why did the papers assume that John is a 'confirmed bachelorâ (euphemism for a gay man) âą Why did John say that they 'need to be more carefulâ âą Why did John not reply when Sherlock asked why other peopleâs options of Sherlock upset him âą Why did Sherlock and John stare at each other in the mirror while getting ready for the trail âą Why did Sherlock say 'you repel meâ with such poison after Kitty Reilly said that thereâs 'all sorts of gossip in the pressâ about him and that she can 'settle the record straightâ âą Why does Molly say to Sherlock 'you look sad, when you think he canât see youâ âą Why did Sherlock only lose his shit when he thought that John was starting to doubt him âą Why did John chin the chief superintendent for calling Sherlock a weirdo âą Why did John trust Sherlock with holding a loaded gun to his head âą Why was Johnâs first thought 'people will definitely talkâ after Sherlock held his hand and they ran together down the street âą Why was Sherlockâs first thought 'Johnâ when Moriarty said that the people he cares about will die âą Why did Sherlock cry on the roof âą Why was Sherlockâs 'lastâ words 'goodbye, Johnâ âą Why did John look so heartbroken âą Why did Johnâs therapist say 'the things you meant to say⊠But never did. Say them nowâ âą Why did John refuse âą What were the things he never said âą Why did John say at Sherlockâs grave 'one more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Donât⊠Be⊠Deadâ âą Why did John mourn Sherlock more like a lover than a friend âą Why were the S*erl0lololo and S***i4rty ship fan theories dismissed as 'bollocksâ when Johnlock, the main ship in fandom, wasnât mentioned âą Why did Sherlock look so happy to be returning to London âą Why did Mrs Hudson assume that John was about to tell her he was ill when he was actually about to inform her of his engagement to 'Maryâ âą Why did John say that he was 'moving onâ from Sherlock âą Why did Mrs Hudson assume that he was engaged to a man âą Why did Mrs Hudson think that Sherlock was Johnâs boyfriend after years of knowing them both very well âą Why did Sherlock keep asking about John while Mycroft gave him important information about the terrorists âą Why did Sherlock suggest that he jump out of a cake (which is an action which is usually sexualised) âą Why did Sherlock interrupt Johnâs proposal to 'Maryâ âą Why did John not whisper when proposing to 'Maryâ, like he normally does when he is emotional âą Why did John say 'one word, thatâs all I would have needed. One word to let me know that you were aliveâ âą What did he need the one word for âą Why did Sherlock say 'you have missed this⊠Admit it⊠just the two of us against the rest of the worldâ right in front of 'Maryâ âą Why did Sherlock look so hurt as he watched John and 'Maryâ drive away âą Why was solving crimes and going on a date linked together via Molly âą Why did Sherlock keep hearing Johnâs voice in his head âą Why did he call Molly 'Johnâ âą Why did John shave off his mustache because Sherlock didnât like it âą Why did John not want 'Maryâ to read his blog âą Why does 'Maryâ always tease John about Sherlock âą Why did John look delighted at the prospect of Sherlock coming to the clinic in disguise âą Why was Sherlock so panicked when he realised that John was in danger âą Why was he more panicked than 'Maryâ âą Why did Sherlock run straight into the fire to drag John out while 'Maryâ just kind of⊠Stood there âą Why did Sherlock cup Johnâs face âą Why is Sherlock in focus and 'Maryâ isnât when the camera shows Johnâs POV âą Why did Sherlock want to get rid of his parents when John arrived âą Why did Sherlock say that he likes his 'doctors clean shavenâ âą Why did Sherlock tell John to go and save himself when the bomb switched on âą Why did they have an intense discussion about feelings when John thought that they were about to die âą Why did John say that Sherlock is the 'best and wisest manâ that he has even known âą Why did Sherlock pretend to not care/ forget about the wedding âą Why did he try and get Mrs Hudson to leave when she talked about her maid of honour and the end of eras âą Why did Sherlock sadly stare at Johnâs chair âą Why did he say 'into battleâ before putting his wedding suit on âą Why do we not see any of the actual wedding âą Why did Sherlock not move when the photographer said 'just the bride and groom, pleaseâ âą Why did Sherlock look so weirded out when Janine said 'no sex, okayâ âą Why is Sherlock so skilled at gauging the attractiveness of men âą Why did John not care about 'Maryââs ex coming to their wedding âą Why did Sherlock get obviously jealous of Sholto âą Why did 'Maryâ notice this and say 'neither of us were the first, you knowâ âą Why did Mycroft tell Sherlock to 'not get involvedâ âą Why did Sherlock compare his love for John to 'Maryââs love for John multiple times in his best man speech âą Why did Sherlock go catatonic when John asked him to be best man âą Why was that scene so similar to a marriage proposal âą Why did Sherlock call John 'the bravest and kindest and wisest manâ that he has 'ever had the good fortune of knowingâ âą Why the elephant in the room âą Why was John looking for cases to go on with Sherlock instead of planning his wedding âą Why was Sherlock scared of John and 'Maryâ getting married âą Why did John make a weird face when he called Sherlock 'mateâ âą Why did Sherlock imply that he was Johnâs 'current commanderâ and that Sholto was Johnâs 'exâ âą Why did Sherlock get up and leave when John started talking about 'Maryâ changing his life âą Why did John compare his relationship with 'Maryâ to his relationship with Sherlock âą Why did Sherlock look so weirded out when Molly said that sheâs having a lot of sex with Tom âą Why does Sherlock have a file on John âą What is in the file âą Why did he print out and glue a picture of Johnâs face onto a picture of the Vitruvian man (the ideal man) âą Why did John and Sherlock go to a gay bar during the stag night âą Why did the lights look like the bisexual flag âą Why did they lie together on the stairs at Baker Street âą Why did John grope Sherlockâs knee and say 'I donât mindâ âą Why did their feet keep touching âą Why did Sherlock look so upset at Tessaâs story of unrequited love âą Why did he take his arm away from Johnâs shoulders when Tessa said 'I would of liked to have gone furtherâ âą Why did Sherlock lie on the floor with his arse in the air âą Why did Sherlock refer to the night as a 'wasted opportunityâ âą Why did Sherlock ramble about Johnâs cooking and jumpers in the middle of the speech âą Why did Sherlock tell a room full of women in his mind palace 'not youâ one by one but then pointed at John and said 'itâs always you. John Watson, you keep me rightâ âą Why did John touch Sherlock on the back when he saw him with Janine âą Why do we see Sherlock give a vow to always be there for John but not see John and 'Maryâ give their wedding vows âą Why did Sherlock teach John how to dance âą Why did Sherlock and John look at each other⊠The way they did on the dance floor âą Why did John and 'Maryâ act worried, annoyed, angry and panicked to the news of Mary being pregnant âą Why did Sherlock leave the wedding early âą Why did Johnâs war nightmares come back after not seeing Sherlock in a month âą Why did Sherlock go back to drugs after not seeing John in a month âą Why did John dream about Sherlock âą Why did John dress like and act like Sherlock âą Why are the first glimpses of John and 'Maryââs married life of them arguing âą Why did Sherlock move Johnâs chair âą Why did John act⊠They way he did when he saw Janine come out of Sherlockâs bedroom âą Why did his jaw clench when he heard her getting into the bath âą Why was John so focused on Sherlock and Janineâs 'relationshipâ when Sherlock was giving him important case info âą Why did he look so disgusted when they kissed âą Why did Sherlock kiss Janine so⊠Badly âą Why did John look so heartbroken when Sherlock 'proposedâ to Janine âą Why did 'Maryâ shoot Sherlock âą Why did Sherlock try to go to the John section of his mind palace when mind palace!Mycroft told him to find something to calm him down âą Why did mind palace!'Maryâ shoot Sherlock in her wedding dress when Sherlock went to the John section of his mind palace âą Why did Sherlock restart his own heart when mind palace!Moriarty said 'John Watson is definitely in dangerâ âą Why did Sherlock never sleep with Janine âą Why did Janine say 'I know what kind of man you areâ âą What kind of man is Sherlock âą Why did Sherlock escape hospital while bleeding internally in order to move Johnâs chair back âą Why did Sherlock and 'Maryâ keep linking Johnâs romantic preferences to danger to both of them âą Why did Sherlock say 'because you chose herâ âą Why did John say 'always your wayâ âą Why did Johnâs 'forgivenessâ speech to 'Maryâ seem so stoic âą Why did John leave his unconscious drugged pregnant wife to go off with Sherlock âą Why did Magnussen say 'but look how you care about John Watsonâ âą Why did Sherlock look so hurt when he was forced to watch Magnussen flicking Johnâs face and threatening him âą Why did Sherlock shoot Magnussen âą Why did Sherlock get everyone else to leave the Tarmac âą Why did Sherlock say 'thereâs something Iâve meant to say always but then never haveâ âą What did he actually mean to say (Because it clearly wasnât 'Sherlock is actually a girls nameâ) âą Why did he say that he thinks the name 'Sherlock Watsonâ could work âą Why was the first image in Sherlockâs drug induced Victorian case solving mind palace simulation Johnâs eyes âą Why was Sherlock so angry at a woman being in his sitting room âą Why did he refer to himself as Johnâs 'unsavoury companion of dubious moralsâ âą Why did he play John and 'Maryââs waltz in his violin while they argued âą Why did Molly call Sherlock Johnâs daddy âą Why did he talk to John when John had moved out of Baker Street months ago âą Why did the maid point out the problems in John and 'Maryââs marriage âą Why did Sherlock say that he and John were 'togetherâ in sign language âą Why did John say 'two old friends chewing the fat⊠Man to manâ so awkwardly âą Why did Sherlock say that the fairer sex was Johnâs department âą Why did mind palace!John question Sherlock about his sexual experience âą Why did he show jealousy of Irene Adler âą Why did he ask him why Sherlock needs to be alone âą Why did Sherlock keep referring to ghosts and the ghosts of his past etc âą Why was mind palace!Moriarty so⊠sexual âą Why did Sherlock deliberately overdose before the tarmac âą Why was he reading the story of how they met on Johnâs blog âą Why did Mycroft say 'do you really think anyoneâs believing you?â After Sherlock said he was reading it because heâs 'so much clevererâ through Johnâs eyes âą Why was real John and mind palace!John so angry at Sherlock about the drugs âą Why did he say that heâs 'happy to play the foolâ for Sherlock and 'make him look cleverâ âą Why did 'I thought that I was losing you. I thought perhaps we were neglecting each otherâ 'well you were the one who moved outâ 'I was talking to Maryâ happen âą Why were phrases such as 'the heart of the conspiracyâ and 'they are right, and we are wrongâ and 'the women we have disparaged and ignoredâ used âą Why did Sherlock say that Johnâs 'always rightâ âą Why did John save Sherlock from Moriarty at the Reichenbach Falls âą Why did Sherlock say that John is 'pretty damn smartâ âą Why did Moriarty say 'why donât you two just elope for godâs sake?â âą Why did 'actually, would you mind?â 'Not at allâ happen straight after this âą Why did John kick Moriarty (Sherlockâs weakness) off the top of the waterfall âą Why did Sherlock throw his deerstalker (which represents his heterosexual public image) off the top of the waterfall âą Why did Sherlock look so happy falling this time âą Why did he smile so softly at John when he woke up âą Why did Victorian!Sherlock say 'perhaps such things could come to passâ âą Why did Victorian!Sherlock say that heâs 'a man out of his timeâ
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