Johnlock. All The Johnlock.

BBC Sherlock. Metas, theories, speculation... Mainly Johnlock. Who am I kidding, it's practically all Johnlock. Sometimes NSFW. Fics: http://ohgodjohnlock.tumblr.com/tagged/fics Also on @ohgodspirk for more slashy goodness! 🐝

[determined-mind-deactivated2025]

[girlwhorpsalot]

I needed this.

[mentalmentalhealth]

Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!

[aro-ace-christian]

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…

[muslimintp-1999-girl]

We need more people like this

[armillary-spheres-lover]

Goddamn it stop making me feel human

[dreamsrainandwitchythings]

The therapist I wanna be.

[positivelyqueerace]

Text in the image:

“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”

I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.

I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.

But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”

How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.

And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.” “A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.

With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.

All I’m doing is handing out sticks.

You’re the one saying alive.

[ultimate-science-nerd]

I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.

[tea-rabbits]

Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days.

Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

[aurora-nerin]

this is fuckin incredible. 

[irondad-not-ironsad]

I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

[wlwatson]

hopefully I’ll finish this one day but I’m gonna post the sketch rn bc I love them

[akajustmerry]

today’s hottake: u can always tell if a version of sherlock holmes is decent by how Irene Adler is written. Irene Adler’s purpose in the original Canon was to outsmart Holmes and force him to self reflect on his hubris and misogyny NOT to be a love interest. If an adaptation of Holmes shows Irene Adler as exclusively a love interest, or excludes her entirely, 9 times out of 10 its a sign that the writers are more interested in Holmes as an infallible figure of masculine intelligence than as a, like, human being or well rounded character. this is why Irene Adler is one of, if not the, most important characters in the whole sherlock holmes mythology and quite a revolutionary character given the context in which she was written but most adaptations completely disregard and belittle her because they’re misogynistic, homophobic, stupid, or a perfectly uninspiring combination of all three.

[plaidadder]

I think it may indeed be that from the moment “Scandal In Belgravia” happened the writing was on the wall for Sherlock. 

[may-shepard]

I read the notes–why isn’t Granada Holmes mentioned anywhere in them? Scandal is the first damn episode, and their Irene Adler is GLORIOUS. Cross-dressing! Showing Holmes up a bit! Getting away at the end of the episode with a perfectly good dude (not Holmes!)!

That episode sets the tone for their incredible, gold standard, series theme of Consulting Husbands Who Help Women because They Understand that the World is Shitty to Them.

[larygo]

Why have you suddenly taken an interest in another human being?

[lynneyginnyjoan]

Can you see it? Sherlock Holmes has just kissed John Watson for the first time. They’re in Baker Street after everything, after Mary and Mycroft and Moriarty and missing each other and also missing each other for far too long. They are standing in the middle of the room, centered between their chairs, but barely any space separates the two men. It was a quick kiss, blink and you’d miss it, almost chaste, a tentative and fleeting press of Sherlock’s lips to John’s before he pulled back to look at him with a question in his eyes, with fear and also hope. John is staring back at him, and as we watch time slows down for John. Time is rewinding and replaying and we see it again but slower, Sherlock dipping his head and coming closer and pressing his lips to John’s with those perfect eyes shuttered, and all of this is playing out in half speed and stops on the moment of contact. 

Then, time starts to move again, but fast now. The scenes are picking up speed like a deduction flashing across the screen, going back through this story to show us Sherlock confronting Jim for the last time and then Sherlock collapsing on the ground next to Mycroft who is bleeding and then Sherlock holding a collapsing John in his arms and screaming on his phone to emergency services reporting that a bullet has brought the brave Doctor Watson down, again and then Sherlock promising “to the very best of times” on a quiet tarmac before a plane turns slowly in the air and then Sherlock whispering “because you chose her” while the sound of Mary’s deceit still rings through John’s skull and then Sherlock raising his hand, far above John, balanced on the edge of St. Bart’s with a phone to his ear and then Sherlock in his purple shirt with his microscope on the table behind him walking towards a soaking wet John after a woman exits their lives for a second time and then Sherlock raising his gun towards a figure by a pool and then Sherlock stretched out on the couch in Baker Street lit by the perfect glow of the battlefield John’s just now discovered and then -

Time slows down again. The scene drags across the screen, circling around the pair, as John extends his hand with his sister’s old phone clutched in it, as Sherlock moves slowly closer to him along the side of a lab bench, and the shot spins and narrows and then breaks to a standstill, freezes, as the two men’s eyes connect over their shared grip on the phone.

And then we see Baker Street again, John standing in front of Sherlock and in front of their chairs after that first, small kiss. And John sees that moment, sees all those moments, so with all the force of a punch to the face behind it he reaches up towards Sherlock’s lovely neck and ridiculous curls and, with eyes speaking an answer to a question he had always been, partly, afraid of…he reaches up and grabs Sherlock Holmes around the neck to bring their mouths crushing together in a kiss that leaves all the others behind. 

[threefootroo]

[iamjohnlocked4life]

@deduce-my-heart I was already dead but that ending line sealed the deal

[hungry4johnlock]

[robertseasonleonard]

HELLO??????? HELLO?????????????????????

[thealogie]

im being physically jettisoned back to 2014 where 2014-me just stabs me immediately in fear

[morning-cas-and-his-hair]

[ithinkthereforiamfandom]

I can hear the taxi driver thumping on the partition.

[imrisah]

Commissioned by thatsyouharold as a gift for jacks-pearl, based on their fic Dark Horse

“Somewhere, across time and space in a little shop with a bell on the door and an owl sleeping in a cage of her own volition, John is in awe of Sherlock. He is still learning: a little witch, Sherlock calls him, and he allows it because he knows it is a reference to his years and his tutelage, not his size. Though John thought himself to be quite grown, knowing Sherlock has allowed him to realize how little his time on this earth has been. He is so ready for more of everything.”

[love-y-o-u-3000]

I am sorry but there is no heterosexual way you can interpret this scene in, cause…

John’s smirk…

He looks to his right

Looks to his left to make sure they’re alone

He senses an opportunity

Then fucking goes for it

He goes for it hard, just to make sure

The moment of realisation

John Watson’s “did I just see Sherlock’s dick” face

John Watson’s “on a scale of one to ten how inappropriate is to have first sex in Buckingham Palace” face

[imrisah]

*shoves in all the faces* ballet!tattoo!lock dONE

based on this freakin video holycakey dalkjdhf -> x

[messedupsockindex]

got damn mofftiss and their long term plan!!!!!!!

OF COURSE they knew the three garridebs wouldn’t be in the public domain until 2020. and OF COURSE they wanted the love confession to be that since they’re always going on about how it is their favourite bit. they planned this whole thing and now we have the escape room and monthly episode screenings to keep people interested until the curtain rises and we are ready to begin.

and not only are they righting the thing that ‘everyone got wrong’ which isn’t the romance (if anything that’s what people have been getting Right even if no one has had the guts to make it explicit) but the unreliable narration AND they created the backlash by apparently killing sherlock the show in the final problem like doyle did.

it’s so obvious now what the entire hell hindsight is 20/20.

[waitedforgarridebs]

Garridebs is also 2020 :)

[ohgodjohnlock]

I’ll keep my fingers crossed but I won’t hold my breath

[apelcat-deactivated20200614]

Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

[mofftissfan]

[they-consult-me]

[leleonora2000]

You better keep your distance. :O

[sherlockedcarmilla]

The Fluffy Tail

by CarmillaCarmine ( @sherlockedcarmilla )

Sherlock is not keen on celebrations, unless they involve just him and John in the bedroom. He has an idea for Easter and when his plan fails, John’s ingenuity saves the day. Explicit WIP

The whole Holidays series of fics happens and is canon-divergent after A Study in Belgravia and stays in a happy Johnlock zone. No Moriarty, no Reichenbach, and no Mary. Johnlock Utopia.

Happy Birthday to my friend @lakoda0518 (It’s belated but I’ve been forgiven.) Specially for her, there is lots of smut, butt-play (duh!) and some silliness and fluff.

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[abelincolnofmouthwhores]

carmilla this is great!!!

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Thank you so much @wearenotacodfish ! 😁

[hayaomiyazaki]

#flirting