#1 cazador hater

♠️ I'm an INTJ and this blog is incredibly random. Enjoy your stay

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[loveridden1999]

[yellbug]

the word "difficult" just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

[freebroccoli]

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[snake-eggs]

pov: the ghoul is about to strip the skin off your corpse to eat

[snake-eggs]

Well. I mean. I guess.

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption

[sylviii]

Happy ten year please clap

[skyrigel]

[mayflowersinapril]

If looks could kill... (+bonus)

[victusinveritas]

This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno. It's a single photo of a bird standing at the edge of some water with a wall and its reflection creating a fascinating optical illusion.

[toastbutteregg]

[cloudabserk]

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

[superkitty21]

Ilya's plan was really:

Book a CCM commercial together

Jerk off in the showers in front of him

????

Marriage

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[rokamakofo]

[applejuicewerewolf]

The story would progress faster but getting the gun back again would take ages

[rokamakofo]