this was originally just a fic about sam getting a collar. it evolved. now you have to wade through like 30k words before the collar even gets brought up. i'm sorry?
i usually just tag these as 'kelsam' bc i figure anyone who's interested will see them anyway but last time someone said they nearly missed it so i am going to add some more tags. sorry if it's annoying. i'm embarrassed
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80s night playlist!!!
i have this imaginary enemy called gary who is hypercritical of me. he speaks with the voice of broden kelly putting it on a bit. he is upset that i didn't call this fic 'like a prayer', for the symmetry. i keep trying to explain to gary that the themes of the song 'like a prayer' are not super relevant to this story but he keeps screaming "THE SYMMETRY!" at me
a no-prize to anyone who guesses which of the films sam references i have seen and which i have not
i thought the hangover hat (which i modified into a comedown hat) was a dylan moran joke, but it seems to actually be from green wing (sorry about the facebook video, i couldn't find it on youtube :/)
i wrote the scene where sam sits on the floor instead of the sofa before chi posted to his story about sitting on the floor instead of the sofa and when i saw it i was like 😱
sam obviously* (*if you read the rest of the series) has pakistani heritage but i think maybe his dad or someone was iranian hence knowing about the huma bird. idk though you'd have to ask him. he might just have had a book about it as a kid
can't wait for sam to scroll a little bit further down the reddit thread and discover psyllium husk 🙏
people are always telling me i'd like the detectorists. idk i haven't seen it
bird playlist!!
in case anyone is wondering about the cat scene, sam is not scoping out whether ian will let him get a cat when they live together. that is like a wild fantasy which sam is barely letting himself indulge in at this point. he's just checking to make sure that ian is not going to point and laugh and call him a sissy for liking cats. he's PRETTY sure that ian would not do that but better safe than sorry
this is the third time i've written sam carrying ian up the stairs i'm pretty sure (one still in my WIPs but the other is in fireweed iirc, and he also picked him up in eyes of the ram). do you think i've finally got it out of my system atp or nah
pmsl at sam spending three hours composing his "fairly casual check-in" texts and ian, with no frame of reference, being like "seems pretty breezy to me"
ian: i seem to find myself in a "friends with benefits" situation. how novel
meanwhile sam:
would be interested to hear theories on sam's drinking flowchart. i understand it but idk how obvious it is to everyone else
ian thinking sam has been out "practising" on other guys when actually sam has spent the whole week looking up blowjob tips on metafilter
since hordes of people were breaking down my door demanding this (two people hinted politely <3) i wrote a prequel to the teacher au. i hope you like it
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
"Have you been watching the film Clueless by any chance?"
"Yeah, I watched it with me mam. It's her favourite."
"Thought so," said Mr Samson.
Promise I'm working on The Other Thing but I had this idea earlier and needed to exorcise it. ALSO it fulfills the 'High School/College AU' prompt for RetroWriMay which I had intended to write more for but you know how it is... anyway 😘
turnnoffyourmind
vaporwave
pixelskylines
romaincrisis
areudirty
snowghoul
prguitarman
