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“average celtic punk band records 5 cider-related songs” factoid actualy just a statistical error. average so-called celtic punk band records 0 cider-themed songs. The Dreadnoughts, who have 250 songs about cider, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

#i had two versions of this joke in my drafts lmaooo #the dreadnoughts #queue

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“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately

#posts that make me listen to MtOEPWFtCSaSUfCDotHSGRHOES by the deadnoughts #(even though they're clearing referencing alestorm)#anyway i need someone to make a master playlist of songs about pirates/sailors battling ocean monsters thanks

jellyfishbreaths

pirate shirt acquired ✔️

#this is my main - i'm gonna go to a pirate festival and i'm so excited #i'm sharing some costume stuff with my sister so i'll probably end up with a different “corset” actually #but ahhh

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A recruiting Sargent came our way at the in near town at the close of day.

He said my Johnny you’re a fine young man would you like to walk along behind a military band?

#WITH A SCARLET COAT AND A FINE COCKED HAT AND A MUSKET AT YOUR SHOULDER #the dreadnoughts #queue

feral-renaissance-cat

Come on down and listen to The Longest Johns! In addition to the classics, they’ve got songs about:

Lying on your job application

How gatekeeping is bullshit

The Halifax Explosion

Saying “Fuck it” and becoming a pirate (a cover)

Saying “Fuck it” and retiring to the land

Survivor’s guilt

Rowing into your local lake to fight a really big duck

#all very relatable situations #the longest johns #queue

come let’s join the saucy rosibella!

#the dreadnoughts #sea shanties #the roseabella #btw in my mind i’m picturing the deck overflowing with hundreds of thousands of little packets of taco bell hot sauce

just what is it that makes the Rosibella so ...saucy?

#sea shanties #the dreadnoughts #rosibella #shanty shitposts #traditional #my googling says saucy would have meant 'impertinent in speech or conduct flippantly bold cheeky'#(less so the flirtatious/sexual implications the word would bring to my mind today)#but it’s still such an interesting adjective to choose for a ship?#everybody else was all bonny this and bully that #the crew of the rosibella/roseabella was like NO we’re SAUCY

T'was of the young captain who sailed the salt sea Let the wind blow high blow lo-ow "I will die, I will die" the young captain did cry If I don't have that maid on the shore, shore, shore If I don't have that maid on the shore

#the maid on the shore #i thought of this on my drive to work the other day lol #shanty shitposts

photos of The Dreadnoughts in drag from their March 18 substack post

When you are walking down Commercial drive in Vancouver looking for something goofy or fun to wear for a show on St. Patrick’s Day, you don’t necessarily expect to suddenly come upon a pure green, sequined bra and belly-dancer’s skirt in a window. In such a moment, you turn to yourself and ask: how committed am I to entertaining this crowd tonight?

[...] Before the end of the night, the audience had stuffed more than $80 into the bra I was wearing. I started to wonder whether music wasn’t really my true calling…

#the dreadnoughts #just needed these on my blog xoxo

nitronarco

Pat Razket - Pirate’s Lullaby

If you don’t listen to you’re not a cool kid.

Just sayin.

Kidding.

#pat razket

soupcurry

me, trying to sleep:

my brain: well anna's got no ❌ beard 🧔‍♀️😔 and dave, he has a bike 🚲😒 robbie’s father-in-law 🧔‍♂️ has boats, ⛵️✔️ but won't ❌ sing on the mic 🎤🙅‍♂️ and jd can't shout 🔇 “ho!” ✊ because his wife 👩‍🦰 takes much offence 😡🙇‍♂️ and andy’s got two beautiful 😱

✨🦵 hairy legs 🦵✨

#the longest johns