it'll all grow back again

[weidli]

elke

what pronouns you use for me sounds like a you problem not a me problem

i write fanfiction sometimes

and fuck around with video editing at other times

among the most common rambling topics on here are various tatorts (stuttgart, münchen, zürich, weimar, bremen, new berlin, old berlin, saarbrücken, etc.), polizeiruf (świecko), black sails, supernatural, patrick o'brian's aubreyad, things that are made by hand, the amc interview with the vampire, and the daniel craig version of james bond specifically. and then sometimes i just say words in orders

posts with undescribed images should be tagged #no id. sometimes i fuck this up. sorry!

that's it. have a good day 🌼🌷🌾

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

got curious because idk how well-known this is internationally so:

Are you familiar with twist bread/Stockbrot?

Yes; I'm German

No; I'm German

Yes; I'm not German

No; I'm not German

Nuance button

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[weidli]

got held up on the way to work today because there was a big snake trying to sun herself on the highway right on the way out of town & the lady in the grey subaru in front of me put her warning lights on & got out to try & shoo her into the grassy sunny verge on the other roadside. & it was afternoon and busy but the logging trucks stopped & waited & the family cars stopped & waited & the long haul truckers stopped & waited for that snake to cross the road. nobody so much as honked. & when the snake was safe the road was backed up in both directions but a fellow in a pickup truck waved at me to go ahead (i was waiting to turn right onto the highway) even though he could have made me wait until the whole long line of cars passed. what i am trying to say is: there is still love in this world. what i am trying to say is: happy pride to me & to that big old bull snake who will live to see another sunrise & to every person on that highway who decided that saving her was worth five minutes of delay

[weidli]

we were talking about the criminalization of homosexuality in class and my professor (who as far as i know isn't in any way queer) said something i quite enjoyed in that. well the exchange was more or less this: a student asked a question (doesn't really matter what exactly just know that i was rolling my eyes So hard internally) and the prof looked at the student and was like (i'm paraphrasing here this conversation was not in english) Do you have any queer friends? and the student went Uhhhh in a manner that made it clear the answer was probably no and the prof said Actually statistically speaking you most likely do. If I had to divide this room into two groups the way to do it would not be "people with queer friends" and "people without queer friends" it would be "people whose queer friends are out to them" and "people whose queer friends aren't". And if you're in the latter category you should consider why that is--if maybe your behavior is indicating to the queer people around you that you're not safe to come out to. to come back to your question if you really want to know about queerness there's a very simple way of doing that: you make yourself a person queer people feel comfortable talking to about their experiences and then you fucking listen to them when they do (the fuck is not paraphrased) (there was a fuck involved) (frankly king shit)

[weidli]

very funny to me that this is rapidly gaining notes in june. happy pride to my cisgender heterosexual professor thanks king 🌈 👍

[queermania]

PLEASEBPLEASE PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR CYBERTRUCK QUESTION

oh! right! okay so the scenario is this: you meet someone who is as perfect as another human being can be for you. your politics and values align. your interests align in whatever way works best for you. the chemistry is off the charts. the way they smell is the best thing you've ever smelled. you want the same things out of life. your friends/family love them and their friends/family love you. your lifestyles are perfectly compatible. they are, if such a thing existed, your soulmate. they also, however, drive a cybertruck. by choice. they feel the same way about elon musk as you do but they just "think cybertrucks are neat" *casual shrug*

is that a deal breaker for you?

no

no but i would never get in the truck myself

yes

Voting ended onMay 22

no nuance/see results button. if this doesn't apply to you in any way (you're already in a monogamous relationship, you're aro/ace, etc.) do your best to imagine or just sit this one out. i don't want to skew the results with nuance.

[queermania]

this!!!! very much this!!!! the question also never specifies that the person bought or paid for the truck. so.

[tragedyprotagonist]

I'm forcing my sister to watch black sails and she hates flint (gates pushed her over the edge) so much lmfao. She says she doesn't give a fuck what his motivations are there's no way they could be good enough for her unless. and I quote. "he's doing it all for the gays or something"

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

i want to see a noose around your neck

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[extrathicccarlwheezer]

it requires an intolerable sacrifice

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[yesornopolls]

Do you call the end of a loaf of bread the "heel"?

Do you call the end of a loaf of bread the "heel"?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 16

[pochowek]

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[ofbeinghonests]

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

[scalproie]

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[keep-calm-and-watch-spatort]

@weidli :]

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]