sal

feed me to alioth ive had enough

[issela-santina]

nothing has made me feel like screaming, crying, and throwing up all at the same time than [clears throat] David Tennant planting the most desperate, anguished kiss on Michael Sheen's lips

[suspiciouslookingplant-deactiva]

[peblezq]

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[daphnedumauriwhore-deactivated2]

merry ides of march

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[royalarmyof-oz]

melissa when barbara brings gerald to lunch:

[georgcfan]

no one will ever understand *insert wlw ship* like I do

[royalarmyofoz]

Barb said “I have two hands.” ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.14

[addisonmilfgomery]

thinking abt addison calling meredith a good girl.... what was the need bby

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

[fah-ren-heit]

been thinkin about how my ethics professor back in undergrad was like.

look. there’s no such thing as perfect altruism. you’ll always get something out of helping or being kind to others, whether it’s a stronger relationship or returned kindness or just the feeling of having done good. there’s nothing inherently bad about getting something from doing good either, especially since it’s completely unavoidable. people being rewarded for putting love into the world doesn’t make the world a worse place. so just do as much good as you can and don’t worry about being “selfless” while doing it, because being truly selfless is in fact impossible.

and like man did that take the pressure off of Being A Good Person!! you’re allowed to enjoy helping people! you’re allowed to be kind without worrying that you’re maybe secretly just doing it for yourself!! it’s okay if you are doing it for yourself because you’re still being kind to others!!!!!

[roach-works]

if it makes you happy to help people then actually you are helping two people

[medievalthymes]

sorry i can’t hang out today. i have plans to lay face down in a river. yeah no it’s going to be an all day thing.

[amygdalae]

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....as long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....