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19. dog enthusiast. A place where i'll post whatever on earth I feel like really.

[pendwick]

does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?

it’s like, no that’s joan the dolphin lover? she’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn she loves dolphins. And every time you see her on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, joan’s still alive, just doing her thing. she’s getting into golden age russian cat literature, good for her!

this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life.  Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?

[wixth]

Goddamnit zack

Reblog if u agree

[yonaks]

#PrayForMadinah After this, I can’t comprehend the mindset that still indicates ISIS has anything to do with islam.

This week was a bloodbath for muslims. How can we celebrate Eid now.

[kinderfanger-deactivated2014090]

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[theinturnetexplorer]

The Beast!

[vaporwavevocap]

I’d like this vehicle.

[this-is-tall-privilege]

This would be one hell of a joyride…

[thirteenfunbreaker]

A five inch thick windshield?

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

[thedaydreamdweller]

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

[no-chill-at-all]

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

[bitchatrixblack]

Marauders Aesthetics

James Potter: the feeling of grass beneath your feet, cracking your knuckles, hot sunny days when even the shade isn’t cool, the smell of dirt after rain, staying up late and talking to your friends

Sirius Black: that feeling you get when suddenly you’re overly conscious of how minuscule you are compared to the rest of the universe, sticky hot summer days, Arctic Monkeys songs, smoke, stealing glances at someone you once had a thing with

Remus Lupin: the first sip of a really hot cup of tea, cuddling up against someone you really love, sweater paws, coming inside from the pouring rain, big bear hugs, curling up by a windowsill and watching the sunset, heavy musky cologne

Peter Pettigrew: your friends giving you the last slice of pizza, smiling so much that your cheeks hurt, making people laugh, being covered in mud and dirt during summer, falling asleep in the sun, fruity cereal, the smell of freshly washed and pressed laundry

[frie-nds]

[likeawildthing]

because sirius black posts tend to be completely gut wrenching, here’s a list of (probable and canon) happy sirius moments:

meeting his bff soulmate james on the train

GRYFFINDOR!

the moment he realized remus and peter and he and james were a group of real/actual/inseperable friends

countless inside jokes 

the first prank (idk what it was but it was pretty crappy but they were so proud) 

the first prank they actually got away with

the realization that the invisibility cloak will help them immensly

LISTEN we have canon evidence of sirius AND peter being punmasters and i’m going to say that bad puns were a thing and contests for the worst pun was probably a thing that happened often

discovering the kitchens

figuring out that they could become animagi to help moony

drafting revision revision of the map and finally completing it

sunday dinners at the potters

being at the potters in general how great was that place for him tho

changing christmas carols to bawdy lyrics

when they BECAME ANIMAGI can we not?

and just the full moon in general when they were all together

doing a double act with james in pretty much any capacity

general mischief making makes sirius black happy this is a fact

when he got his precious bb motorbike—the biggest baddest thing he could find

the moment when they perfected the flying charm on the motorbike

talking to his boyfriend on their dual mirrors

chatting up rosmerta at the pub

(probably) getting his ass kicked by moony at gobstones b/c moony played a lot of gobstones in his childhood and was probably king

turning that fucking cop car up in the air to knock out death eaters he and james laughed about that for ages i think

james and lily’s wedding

first time he helped saved a life in the Order

successful Order missions in general

O H the matching t-shirts those punny bastards and i would love to think actually that remus and peter had them too

i’m going to say duelling because (at least in ootp) it was so invigorating for him and he was sassy and showing off and oh sirius you drama queen you love this

WHEN HARRY WAS BORN AND HE WAS NAMED GODFATHER HE DIDN’T HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS SQUAKING THING BUT HE WAS A MINI PRONGS AND SIRIUS WAS LIKE WHAT IS THIS SHIT OH RIGHT LOVE damN

picking out that little toy broomstick and thinking about what a disaster harry would make of it and he was such a little shit godfather i love it

reading lily’s letter and seeing that picture

WHEN HE FINALLY ESCAPED FROM AZKABAN HOLY SHIT

seeing harry at the end of privet drive

meeting crookshanks

sending harry the firebolt

‘YES I WILL COME AND LIVE WITH YOU PLEASE AND THANK YOU' 

when buckbeak looked him in the eye and said ‘get on loser we’re going flying’

he picked out an owl for ron what a sweetpea really

long talks with buckbeak who was basically his best mate for a year

sneaking out of #12 to see harry to the train station

pretty much any time he gave harry a gift

when everyone was at #12 for christmas remember how happy he was with the decorations and the singing REMEMBER HOW GREAT THAT WAS

[magiks]

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

[ouijaabored]

don’t have the sex, drink the juice

[thetenderpassion]

[tfwnojutsu-deactivated20211212]

[lord-kitschener]

crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well?

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[kevinfrane]

CrossFit

[coelasquid]

I almost snorted tea out my nose at work.

[parksandfluff]

The great thing about Parks & Rec is Leslie’s facial expressions, like, you can just stop any frame and Leslie’s just like

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[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[babysza]

Thats me as a momma

[30casterlyrock]