Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

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Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
🎶The Sun is going down, I’m saying goodbye, bye-bye…🎶
Happy Birthday, Rosie!
It's our girl's birthday ! :D So I chose to bring the gift,,,, of angst,,,,,, >:J
A birthday party for one. The last thing she'd want to receive on such a precious day is the gift of rejection, so she chose to not give them the chance. The table was set for guests who didn't even know they were invited, and who she hopes don't show up -- for her sake and theirs.
Extras + Speedpaint:
BEAUTIFUL ART as always!!! 🖤💜🥺
We will ALWAYS be here, and we will ALWAYS overcome!
actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy
to be honest i do have beef with some microbes
shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem
no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow
actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay
Yo, I know you saw a the episode where Carmine and moon tried to negotiate with KS and have KS kicked Carmine sent him into the next dimension!?
That was a crotch kick. KS picked Carmine in the crotch.
Carmine's balls are Gone, lmao
Could I interest you in a Midnightjester?
I drew this a bit ago but I never posted it to tumblr.
I’m not super into shipping but all the cute fanart has convinced me haha
My boy
My redraw of one of the thumbnails! I loved the energy of it so much
I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor
i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.
the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.
I’m reliving the joy of having an iPad 🥹