Stop Faking Your Orgasms

I put my bra on five boobs at a time

[shhgolfisom]

and when I’d leave, I’d call you

You’d tell me about all the things that I don’t understand

[shhgolfisom]

I think the Tinder app was genuinely coded by an ape that hates people

[shhgolfisom]

✨ affirmations

[shhgolfisom]

"i feel like an asshole for not liking your music"

you should feel like an asshole for just about every other reason to do with me

[pukicho]

Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.

[sandmandaddy69]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[toriaelise]

if i’m not your favorite girl in the whole world why are you even talking to me?

[shhgolfisom]

Actual text I received

[shhgolfisom]

Bringing this back

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

tell me how you feel about me in a 500 word essay please and thank u

[andromedicasphyxiate-deactivate]

And if every word doesn't echo a deep seated unhealthy toxic reverence toward me you will be beheaded

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[midnightportals]

[thepersonalquotes]

i love when i can smell my perfume on myself like damn girl you smell delicious

[kosmogrl]

[justsomeguycore]

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever