Shears of AVALANCHE

An Independent Final Fantasy VII: Before Crisis Roleplay Blog Played by Puck ► AU Friendly ► OC Friendly ► Selective ► Sideblog of PickpocketARC ► Tracking shiazu

[turklights]

Rude + Pigeons (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[rpdepartment]

send ⛓️ to find my muse bloody, bruised and restrained

[shiazu]

[cundtcake]

kookaburra refusing to budge

[splend-42]

Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY

[ruffboi-mags]

on the moving window he will play

[randomslasher]

Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay

[fillianore-moved]

that trope when a character has had nightmares for years and years and has basically learned to survive on four hours of sleep, and then they get to sleep through the night with no bad dreams once their so is next to them because they feel calm and safe after so long… it always makes me very very soft :(

[shiazu]

i’m skimming Before Crisis summaries and oh my god I forgot how indestructible Shears is.

Like. I remembered that he survived the Corel reactor collapsing in on him.

BUT BOY HOWDY I SURE FORGOT THE REASON HE HAD TO THROW THE TURK TO SAFETY WAS BECAUSE HE WAS TOO HURT TO GET ACROSS HIMSELF.

and the asshole goes ahead and survives that. oh, shears.

and i remembered that shinra murdered his parents and that he led the 100 bandits but i forgot that yes, the bandits did indeed raise him, that’s not a headcanon in the slightest.

and yes, i am right, he DOES punch the zirconiade materia so hard it fucking shatters, that’s a whole-ass thing, the backlash explosion does in fact kill him but…

does  it? does it really???

also, i forgot that he did that after Fuhito’s Final Form slashed him open so I guess theoretically he was dying but

was he, tho????

so anyway Shears is one of those shounen motherfuckers who wouldn’t die even if you killed him

c’mon bb, walk it off

there we are

[shiazu]

the day of sin is here

[shiazu]

My boy’s gonna end up with two FFXV ‘verses, I think.

At least one is going to be punched the Zirconade Materia so hard the backlash blew him to Eos, but the other... I’m thinking my boy’s a hunter.

[shiazu]

[theblindhakune]

So I watched Advent Children. Let's just say that it's not an offensively bad movie and a fun watch if you don't take it too seriously. I also ended up loving these three edgy little cult leaders more than I thought I would so of course I had to draw them

[shiazu]

what the fuck rp starters

@inimiicus​ asked:

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Only rarely has Shears met anyone with a punch that hard.

....he thinks it was a punch.

The stranger in the hat moved too fast for him to see, precisely, what it was that had knocked him sliding across the floor.

“...wasn’t really lookin’ to murder anyone yet,” he says.

[alien]

[children-ofthestars]

what the fuck rp starters

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

[shiazu]

ow

[shiazu]

crossover idea: shears dies as in canon. the astrals/the lifestream dump his ass in Eos. hilarity ensues

[shiazu]

I did a thing

[shiazu]

"surprise, bitch"

[star-spangled-dorrito]

If I tell you to shut up and your answer is “Make me” I WILL punch you in the teeth because I have no time for this pseudo sexual tension you’re imagining between us.