The Far-flung Sofa

42, mixed race (Palestinian-English, white-passing). Cis male, he/him. Polyam. Mostly reblogs of fandom/shitposts/horror/beautiful people/kinky stuff. Assume occasional NSFW so 18+ only.

[imadoctornotanescalator]

DS9 Textposts pt 115-???

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[endreal]

Hey do you think that Godzilla would have a cloaca?

[ponders thinkishly while rolling some rocks away] I fink a better question is in a perfect world who wouldn't have one

~Send me anons and asks for TMI Tuesday fun and prophet!~

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Jim Parsons says he was 'miserable' at height of Big Bang Theory

Jim Parsons has opened up about his mental health at the height of his fame, admitting he was often "stressed" and "miserable".

Trust me, the show made the rest of us miserable too XD

[bass-borot]

"Jim Parsons was miserable while on the show" "Why, was he watching it?"

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO-HO-HO-HO!

[inlandwest]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[thecutpriceguignol]

Internet-Age Loneliness in We’re All Going to the World’s Fair

Visit the post for more.

With Jane Schoenbrun's new movie on the way, let's deep-dive her debut, We're All Going to the World's Fair, and how it investigates loneliness in the internet age.

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[hagiomoto]

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[adeadphish]

I just lost my job and I need help with medical funds NOW!!

I still have my car debts to deal with but right now, immediate problems before long term problems. I need to pay this off ASAP if I want to get my meds refilled. I am very close close to out or totally out of my meds and I need this fixed immediately. The problem is, I just got laid off last week, meaning the paltry income i had is about to dry up while i navigate unemployment.

0/242.19

URGENT

@pqmiller PP

$pqmiller CA

[cetaceous]

Storks admire the view from their Nest above Corn Fields near Frankfurt, Germany image credit: Michael Probst / Associated Press via: The Guardian Week in Wildlife

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[spaceshiprocket]

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[minty-mori]