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[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[fibu-deactivated20231205]

[anotherrandomblogon]

Fear is not consent

[nigerian-empress]

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[hillaryisaboss]

Women’s March 2018.

[honespytotallydead]

I really love these two!

[whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222]

Congratulations to our HIVESWAP COMICS CONTEST Week 2 first place winner!

[captainedbypalliddata]

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

[man-in-space-deactivated2023101]

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

[yiffmaster]

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

[goosetooths]

witch’s familiar, a super-rushed 8-page comic about a human named November, a crow familiar named Hemlock, and a witch named Moira, in which Nov gets her phone stolen and they both… get their hearts stolen? By? Each other? It’s gay. That’s all that matters. 

November belongs to @seasideleaside!!!!!

[luna-mistrunner]

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

[lightningbuster]

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Hello , who is she ?

[crypticdatesuggestions]

The girl reading this

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

villains of homestuck

sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog

alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker

omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head

big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg

alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women

a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul

guy fieri 

some juggalos specifically the icp

an alien capricorn clown who can never die

[curlicuecal]

it makes me so mad that this is accurate

[abra-ka-dammit]

me: tries to draw any of my own OCs ever

my characters:

[ithelpstodream]

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

“You can’t have a character with big boobs and not sexualise them”

“There aren’t any feminist female characters that want to do things that are typically feminine”

“There aren’t any badass gay characters”

“There aren’t any cool/badass disabled characters”

“Okay well what about disabled POC characters?”

“There are no interesting or complex villains! None that ever question their morals, or have an interesting motive”

“There aren’t any women characters that don’t just do things for men”

“I want a poc character that fights against racism”

“There aren’t any cool characters that aren’t young and healthy”

“There are no male characters that like feminine things”

Need I go on? Go watch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Fullmetal alchemist also tackled the issues of imperialism, genocide, PTSD, friendly fire, racism, war brutality, and military corruption unflinchingly. “Most military commanders are killed by their own disgusted soldiers.” indeed.

[myebi]

THIS POST IS SO PERFECT I SWEAR.

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[intercontinentalchampion]

me: *listening to Phil Collins*

fbi man behind my webcam:

[thecooler]

Most of the books on the Animorphs forum that has all the pdfs don’t have comments but book 13 does and its art