Drugs for farts

I work for a secret agency that I can't really talk to you about. You know, 'cause of the whole secret thing. [ Indie Marvel OC please read pages before interacting! ] #shieldagentbates

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

  "How's your arm?"

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

❝ I wanna create clouds, okay? ❞

♛ Independent SHIELD oc. ♛ Multiverse, AU, and crossover friendly. ♛ Open to chats, one liners, and paras. ♛ Two years of roleplaying experience. ♛ Uses icons and gifs.

                                                { a s k } ♛ { g u i d e } ♛ { a b o u t }

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Is it really? He’s home right now, actually.”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"It really is, it's the most genius thing I've heard in a long time. And I work with geniuses."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Hmm. Tony? Pretty sure Clint went on the mission with Mama.”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"Nah, Tony's the worst patient I h---- wait, that's genius! He's not expecting me so he's probably home, is he?"

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Well, uhh… Maybe you can give someone else their check-up? Pretty sure Papa’s around here somewhere.

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"I already gave your dad his check up --- unlike your mom he does his check ups every year."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Again, pleasant way to look at this world.”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"Right --- yeah, it's a pleasant way to look at this world."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Isn’t that a… Pleasant way to view the world?”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"It is if you have no fucks to give."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Did you expect anything less from her?” 

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"I'm an optimist I try to expect the best from people."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

“Uh, sir— I don’t actually understand what you’re talking about?”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"Right, sorry --- I'm a doctor, I came for her yearly check up. Which she always tries to skip. But you know, it's a requirement when you're in SHIELD."

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

"— I'm under the impression that she's on a mission. But, yes, I'm her kid.”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"Are you kidding me? Sh--- what the fuck, man? This is the third time she does this!"

[filialibero-deactivated20141012]

shielddoctorbates

“Can I help you?”

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

"I'm looking for Romanoff --- you're her kid, right?"

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

{ + } xferrum

"Did you see an orange pouch on your way in?"

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

  "What the fuck?! You broke it!"

[calikushchicana]

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

+ teddybexr

[teddybexr]

           ❝ The same way you’re looking at me            is the same way you should be looking at yourself in the mirror. ❞

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

     ❝ Fuck you, dick! I wasn't insulting you.          I've just never seen a talking bear before.❞

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

+ teddybexr

[teddybexr]

          ❝ What is it, fatass?                    Never seen a bear in a suit before? ❞

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

   ❝ Jesus fucking christ, man.           I haven't, no --- I don't think many people have ❞

[bartonjr-deactivated20140606]

"You know, I’d be lying if I didn’t say I hate filing. But, considering the fact that I have nothing else to do…I will grin and bear it. More of the bearing it, though."

[shielddoctorbates-blog]

  "Everyone hates filing, why do you think I'm getting you to do it? Great, thank you, that really does make my job a lot easier. I already have enough on my hands, the last thing I need is filing."