HEY HE’S THAT GUY @shiftbit - Tumblr Blog

[ ᝰ . — SHIFTBIT !! — an independent, original spiderverse character written by SONNY ( 23, xe/he/they )

A STUDY IN: an average guy, just the silliest bastard you’ve ever seen, being overworked and underpaid, balancing a double life, clothes that smell like fry grease, did i mention he’s just a guy?

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#pinned post DNI

every day i get closer and closer to coming back

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 — sonny speaks #been thinking abt pearl ridge again - thinking about expanding the pantheon #wanna actually start writing the myth notes i keep talking abt

slowly falling victim to the y.ellow jackets hype

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 — sonny speaks #okay listen i know i haven’t been on tumblr in like two years but

bringing adam back on national boyfriend day just felt right.. he’s so

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 — sonny speaks #anyways i go sleep now bye bye !

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🐝 * ― 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 𝑰.

❛ it was wrong of me to assume you're ever gonna change. ❜ ❛ that's it? it was all just a lie? ❜ ❛ shame on me for thinking you were a good person. ❜ ❛ you're gonna pay for what you did to me. ❜ ❛ you didn't hear a word of what i just said, did you? ❜ ❛ believe me, you weren't my first choice either. ❜ ❛ if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so. ❜ ❛ do you think we're gonna survive this? ❜ ❛ what's your problem?! ❜ ❛ will you please slow down a little? ❜ ❛ i can't believe you would do something like that. ❜ ❛ did it mean anything to you? ❜ ❛ i'm never gonna be good enough for you. ❜ ❛ we were just fooling ourselves this whole time. ❜ ❛ i'm sorry, i didn't know where else to go. ❜ ❛ i don't want to argue with you anymore. ❜ ❛ fine. you were right, and i was wrong. happy now? ❜ ❛ this day feels like it's never gonna end. ❜ ❛ i didn't think you'd care so much. ❜ ❛ this must be like the first time you were nice to me. ❜ ❛ out of all the people here, why do i have to be stuck with you? ❜ ❛ do you want to go on a date with me? ❜ ❛ honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today. ❜ ❛ were you ever planning on telling me about all of this? ❜ ❛ i wish i had another choice. ❜ ❛ don't flatter yourself, a fifth-grader could've done this as well. ❜ ❛ you're the most insufferable person i have ever met. ❜ ❛ here, you look like you need this more than me right now. ❜ ❛ oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game. ❜ ❛ just let me sleep for five more minutes. ❜ ❛ alright, is there anything else we have to do before they arrive? ❜ ❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜ ❛ i wish we had more time together. ❜ ❛ you don't have to leave just yet ... you could stay the night if you wanted to. ❜ ❛ where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ trust me, this is the last thing i want to do. ❜ ❛ i need more time to think about what i want. ❜ ❛ why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess. ❜ ❛ i don't feel so good, i think i may be getting sick. ❜ ❛ help me! please! ❜

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 — send away

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🐝 * ― 𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛ why did you have to leave me? ❜ ❛ how could you do this to me? ❜ ❛ i trusted you! ❜ ❛ i'm sorry, but i can't do this anymore. ❜ ❛ do you even care how much you hurt me? ❜ ❛ i'll never stop fighting for us, no matter what. ❜ ❛ i don't know if i can forgive you. ❜ ❛ i never thought i'd feel so alone, even when you're right here. ❜ ❛ please don't go, i can't handle losing you too. ❜ ❛ you were the one person i thought i could always count on. why did you have to let me down? ❜ ❛ did you ever even care about us? about me? ❜ ❛ i wish i could hate you for what you've done, but i can't. ❜ ❛ why do you always have to play games with my feelings? ❜ ❛ i never thought saying goodbye would hurt this much. ❜ ❛ every time i close my eyes, all i see is the pain you've caused. ❜ ❛ why do you insist on tearing us apart when we could be so happy together? ❜ ❛ i'm tired of pretending everything's okay when it's clearly not. ❜ ❛ i don't even know who you are anymore. ❜ ❛ i need you to understand how much you mean to me. ❜ ❛ i'm scared of losing you, but i'm even more scared of losing myself. ❜ ❛ why won't you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ❜ ❛ you were my world, and now everything is falling apart. ❜ ❛ how am i supposed to trust anyone after what you've done? ❜ ❛ i can't go through this heartache again. ❜ ❛ why did you leave without saying goodbye? ❜ ❛ how could you say something like that to me? ❜ ❛ you've always had a way of making me feel worthless. ❜ ❛ don't you dare walk away from me when i'm talking to you. ❜ ❛ please, just tell me the truth, even if it hurts. i can handle it. ❜ ❛ i don't know how to fix what's broken between us anymore. ❜ ❛ you're not the person i fell in love with anymore. ❜ ❛ just hold me and tell me everything will be okay, even if it's a lie. ❜ ❛ i trusted you, and you betrayed me. ❜ ❛ i never meant to hurt you, it was never my intention. ❜ ❛ i've given you everything, and it's still not enough. ❜ ❛ why do you always have to make everything about you? ❜ ❛ why did you do it? why did you betray me like that? ❜ ❛ i miss you ... more than words can say. ❜ ❛ you're the best thing that ever happened to me, and i'm scared of losing you. ❜ ❛ i'll always be here for you, no matter what. just please don't shut me out. ❜

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 — send away

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cutie baby !! <3

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙐𝙔 — images #i’m going to eat him :)

hmmm

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 — sonny speaks

you fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!

ARMS FOLD OVER HIS CHEST —-— that silly little faked attitude he tended to throw around near the other. “ — i have no idea what you’re talking about. ” a pause. “ im an INNOCENT MAN. ” and now he’s laughing through his words, unable to keep a straight face. but hey, in his defense, it wasn’t on purpose. “ shouldn’t your SUPER SENSES tell you when danger is coming? ” it’s absolutely comical, the way these two BICKER back and forth. it’s like there in some rom-com or something.

also why were they filming tiktoks in the middle of the night anyways? when did this become there new norm? you film one GRIMACE SHAKE video and suddenly everything changes. “ also it was your idea for the transition. i don’t know how this shit works! ”

#spidermac #he is choosing chaos #3am parking lot tiktoks hit different

20. refrigerator.

A PEAK INSIDE —-— accepting

At first glimpse the fridge in adam’s apartment is concerning. he’s working constantly whether it’s his actual day job or whether he’s out fighting crime. but there’s always a few staple items.

the fridge will always have a carton of eggs and a gallon of milk on the top shelf. the second shelf is for butter and whatever fruits and vegetables he’s trying to make himself eat. but unfortunately those tend to go bad before he gets the chance. the rest of the space on these shelves is filled with energy drinks and bottles of water.

there’s a drawer filled with miscellaneous deli products, including sliced and shredded cheese, and packs of turkey and chicken. the door will always have a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of ranch. and these are the staples.

the freezer section up top is always filled with hot pockets and ice cream sandwiches. and usually french fries or something of the like. everything else though is just depending on the day. and usually it’s not much different.

#[ ᝰ . — 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 — a study in #thank u for sending this this is fun and silly