It's not easy being green

Yes I'm green. Now stop staring before I claw your eyes out. Literally. Indie OC Mun and Muse are of age. Open to all fandoms. Please read about and rules page. 

[shiftiisms]

ALLISON HAS MOVED!! 

Even thought I haven’t been here in like a year so I’m sure no one cares :P 

She’s over here now 

@ourownthing

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

[shiftiisms]

ALLISON HAS MOVED!! 

Even thought I haven’t been here in like a year so I’m sure no one cares :P 

She’s over here now 

@ourownthing

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

[shiftiisms]

ALLISON HAS MOVED!! 

Even thought I haven’t been here in like a year so I’m sure no one cares :P 

She’s over here now 

@ourownthing

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

[shiftiisms]

ALLISON HAS MOVED!! 

Even thought I haven’t been here in like a year so I’m sure no one cares :P 

She’s over here now 

@ourownthing

So go talk to Allison! And some other assholes! lol 

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

shiftiisms:

“Just cause it took me a week to understand what a refrigerator is don’t make you a genius.” She laughed a little and curled up against him as soon as he got in bed. “Like, I still really wanna go to the park… but I also kinda really wanna suck ya dick right now… but I also want ice cream and french fries… alcohol is weird…” She grumbled. 

“It took you a week!?” He asked confused how it would take someone that long to work out what a refrigerator is. Snuggling up against her he rolled his eyes slightly at her words and smiled. “We can go to the park and get ice cream and french fries tomorrow.. and I’m not letting you suck my dick when you’re in this state.. you might regret it when you sober up.”

[shiftiisms]

“Hey don’t laugh at me! When you live in the woods the first 18 years of life, how am I supposed to know how technology works from the get-go? It’s hard...” She pouted and then curled up against him, snuggling her head against his chest. She grumbled but let the first comment go and then she shook her head. “No. Cause I never regret it any other time, so there’s no different now...”

[cursorium]

three word starters.

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

shiftiisms:

“Humph what do you know?” She huffed at him and whined still but moved into bed anyway. She held Wade’s hand and pulled on him to get into bed with her.

“Everything, I’m a genius.” He told her rolling his eyes slightly then shrugged as she pulled him into the bed with her, if it meant she wouldn’t be out and about getting into trouble he’d happily put up with it.

[shiftiisms]

“Just cause it took me a week to understand what a refrigerator is don’t make you a genius.” She laughed a little and curled up against him as soon as he got in bed. “Like, I still really wanna go to the park... but I also kinda really wanna suck ya dick right now... but I also want ice cream and french fries... alcohol is weird...” She grumbled. 

[preyontheirfear]

shiftiisms:

“I do? That’s…weird. Uh… all right, whatever. I do, I guess.” She pursed her lips as if waiting for some magic light or something to happen and looked around. “So…now what?” 

“I dunno. Go do your thing.”

[shiftiisms]

“You know, for being a god or whatever, this is super anticlimactic.”

[preyontheirfear]

shiftiisms:

She sighed heavily. “…. I know I probably shouldn’t believe you… but I really don’t want someone else taking the deal either. So… what, I shake your hand, sign a paper or what?”

“It’s a verbal agreement.” he replied. “Just say ‘I do’. Of course, a verbal agreement with a God is a lot more enforceable than one with a human.”

[shiftiisms]

“I do? That’s...weird. Uh... all right, whatever. I do, I guess.” She pursed her lips as if waiting for some magic light or something to happen and looked around. “So...now what?” 

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

shiftiisms:

She glared at him again and she gave a low growl but reluctantly held his hand as he took her to the bedroom. She whined and tried to take herself back to the living room but it just made her stumble in her steps more as he took her to bed. “Nooo drinking is supposed to be fun–there’s still fun to do!”

Wade smiled and took her to the bedroom, holding her hand tight as he pulled the sheets off the bed and guided her into it. “It is.. but you’ve had too much for that.” He told her.

[shiftiisms]

"Humph what do you know?" She huffed at him and whined still but moved into bed anyway. She held Wade's hand and pulled on him to get into bed with her.

[preyontheirfear]

shiftiisms:

“It is; and you didn’t answer the question.”

“There’s no catch.”

[shiftiisms]

She sighed heavily. ".... I know I probably shouldn't believe you... but I really don't want someone else taking the deal either. So... what, I shake your hand, sign a paper or what?"

[shiftiisms]

//Starter Call

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

shiftiisms:

She pouted and huffed at him. She struggled to just get up, hunching over the couch and taking a few huffs of air after she got on her feet as if that wore her out. “But I’m bored! I wanna go to park!” Her cat ears folded and she glared over at him.

Wade crossed his arms and looked over at her. “No you don’t.” He told her smiling slightly at how adorable the cat ears were. Walking over to her he took her hand. “I have a better place we can go.” He told her pulling her towards the bedroom. “To bed.. you’ve had enough.”

[shiftiisms]

She glared at him again and she gave a low growl but reluctantly held his hand as he took her to the bedroom. She whined and tried to take herself back to the living room but it just made her stumble in her steps more as he took her to bed. “Nooo drinking is supposed to be fun--there’s still fun to do!”

[the-therapist-will-use-you-now]

Reblog This If You Are Comfortable With Brainwashing/Conditioning RPs

We know the type. Being indoctrinated, being conditioned to believe things, the false manipulative friend, the mind control drugs in the water, the subliminal signals to the brain through the tv, ect. 

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

shiftiisms:

“Oohh okay… Yeah, hot! Like me…like–” She hiccuped and a flare of fire came out of her lips with it, thankfully he wasn’t facing anything. “Like that!” She laughed. She sat up with cat ears now. “Hmm… I wanna go to the park. Where’s a park?”

Wade raised an eyebrow as a flare of fire left her lips, well that sure was new to him. “Oh no way you’re leaving the place like this.. you’re staying here the night.” He told her with a nod of his head. Staring at her cat ears.

[shiftiisms]

She pouted and huffed at him. She struggled to just get up, hunching over the couch and taking a few huffs of air after she got on her feet as if that wore her out. “But I’m bored! I wanna go to park!” Her cat ears folded and she glared over at him.

[jackembers]

Send (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ for my character to react to yours putting a collar on their neck

[adirtylambandapsychiatrist-deac]

Following rp blogs with muses you're dying to rp with but are too afraid to send an ask or anything because you fear rejection

[the-blackest-spider]

journal-from-the-void:

adirtylambandapsychiatrist:

Originally posted by agent1firevolt

When you finally send an ask but they dont respond and your not sure if they are ignoring you, or the askbox ate it

Originally posted by samraimi