Rube Goldberg machine of stupidity

Call me fucking whatever. Name, pronouns, idgaf. Call me a slur if you want

[shiftingwaters]

Spent like 3 hrs listening to streetcat on repeat and crying. Great song

[kirakkkchs]

Im still thinking about summer superbat with beach bod batman..

[galacticdummy]

[lovesick-joey]

we seriously CANNOT let that slide

[ama-kuri]

the long awaited (for some of you) jayroy,,,

[tomoless]

This is getting a little ridiculous guys…

Part 1, Part 2

[grakkie]

TIMMY

[ratzua]

how to tell your friends you want to join their relationship

[thetulgey-wood]

[superman-creampieing-batman]

https://x.com/Tii08635766/status/2079909313292943375 The kind of videos Bruce would send Clark in the middle of work (and that whole account could easily be Brucie)

I hear you AND I raise you the option that Bruce does it exclusively when Clark is mad at him(this is a very balant and obvious manipulation technique for which Clark falls every. single. time)

Every time they fight or argue, no matter how big or small and Clark flies off somewhere in frustration, Bruce gives him half a day to calm down If Clark is not back by the end of the imaginary deadline Bruce has set for him, Bruce starts playing dirty.

He sends Clark pics of himself in sheer robes/lingerie/the special collar Clark made for him or just him showing off his body or playing with himself telling Clark how much he misses him and wished he was here to take him apart and rail him into the bed.

Till this day, Clark has never lasted more than half an hour.

[laswells-ashtray]

"A miss skud mags, huvin a wank tae suhin oan ma phone then just puttin it away makes me feel lik a pervert."

"You are a pervert."

"That's slanderous fae a man that's rimmed me tae hell an back."

"You just started a conversation about wanking while we're eating breakfast."

"The hole in the Cheerios reminded me that a huvnae hud mine fir a while."

[hannrum]

Duke thomas sketch

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[melodyatlas]

i just genuinely dont understand the people in the batman fandom who hate batman???? like WHY are you here????? and theyre always like "i just like [insert favorite batkid/robin here]" and its like. you know who LOOOOOOVES batman? ALL THOSE FUCKING KIDS. every single one of them. yes, even jason. yes, even after he comes back to life. yes, even after utrh. be so serious right now

[wanderintofics]

i do wonder about the friction between what Bruce considers his mission and what the other members of the batclan consider their shared mission

cause Bruce says his mission and he does mean helping Gotham and people and the world but more and most he means "avenging his parents" and "making his parents deaths mean something" and "making sure no one gets hurt like he's been hurt" so he feels guilty and awful whenever anyone gets injured or traumatized in the pursuit of HIS mission. but none of the Robin's or Batgirls signed on to honour Martha and Thomas Wayne or soothe the eternally crying little boy inside of Bruce, they signed on because there was a bleeding, gaping wound in their city and in their lives and attaching themselves to Batman and his cause meant a better shot at closing that wound.

so when Bruce pulls back or snaps at them out of guilt for what he thinks his mission has cost them, when he says they shouldn't be involved with his mission, of course they're angry! they took on this mission (saving people, helping the city, giving their own lives purpose) knowing it would be hard! he's spitting on their conviction and their understanding and their skills! but they are talking at cross purposes, they are not actually talking about the same mission, so Bruce is too much in his own head thinking HIS need to bring meaning to his tragedy has unnecessarily hurt the people he loves, and the people he loves are furious that Bruce seemingly doesn't believe they are in on a shared mission together at all

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[jaydotjpeg]

To be exuberantly free

dude i love this song so much it makes me want to cherish all the cuts and fall into this reckless love /ref

PLEASE GIVE FLAVOR FOLEY A LISTEN IF YOU HAVENT!!! THEYRE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!