Rube Goldberg machine of stupidity

Call me fucking whatever. Name, pronouns, idgaf. Call me a slur if you want

[shiftingwaters]

Spent like 3 hrs listening to streetcat on repeat and crying. Great song

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

BE A MAN, DRESS LIKE A LUMBERJACK EXCUSIVELY, DRINK GASOLINE AND EAT GRASS, POUND YOUR CHEST LIKE A GORILLA FIRST THING EVER MORNING, BATH IN TESTOSTERONE, WATER IS FOR WOMEN, AND YOUR A MASCULINE MANLY MAN, LOOK AT TOP SURGERY RESULTS DAILY AND DIY IT YOURSELF

YEAAHHH

[pneumaticshift]

thoughts on fem bruhal????

Harriet 'Hal' Jordan losing her goddamn mind because some asshole put that La Perla billboard directly across from her apartment building and now all she sees when she looks out of the window is Bryce Wayne's billboard-sized tits.

[lornteeleaf]

Thinking about Ghost and Soap developing feelings but never acting on them.

Ghost isn't sure when his annoyance with the new guy turned into something else. When he started to worry when the comms line stayed quiet for too long, no scottish drawl in his ear. He doesnt know when it changed, only that it did. So maybe he likes Soap. He also likes Gaz and Price, it's not any different.

Only it is. It becomes different when starts to notice Soaps absence more than his presence. He gets antsy when somebody else sits next to him in the mess or the Heli. They get split up for an OP and Ghost cant seem to relax quite the same without Soap in the same safe house.

And then it's the late nights. He doesnt know when it started. One night he was smoking on the roof of the barracks and Soap joined him. Almost shy, cognizant he was intruding on something. But Ghost let him in. Gave him a cig and the lighter. It had been a mistake.

Suddenly Soap was there every time. They smoked together on so many different roofs and balconies in so many different countries, always looking up at the same stars.

He knew it had been a mistake when he missed Soap by his side every time he lit a cigarette. He knew it was a mistake when he lent in close one winter night, cupped his hand around the lighter and caught the ends of both of their cigarettes held between their lips. Too close.

He knew it was a mistake, when Soap pulled out his own lighter one night, Ghosts lost after he fell into a stream, and lit his cigarette for him. When Ghost let him do that. He knew it was too late when he looked into Soaps eyes and saw the warmth of the flame mirrored there.

He didnt act on it. And sometimes he hated himself for that. But he'd rather smoke with a friend a hundred more times, than lose somebody he loved on the battlefield.

[kirakkkchs]

Im still thinking about summer superbat with beach bod batman..

[galacticdummy]

[lovesick-joey]

we seriously CANNOT let that slide

[ama-kuri]

the long awaited (for some of you) jayroy,,,

[tomoless]

This is getting a little ridiculous guys…

Part 1, Part 2

[grakkie]

TIMMY

[ratzua]

how to tell your friends you want to join their relationship

[thetulgey-wood]

[superman-creampieing-batman]

https://x.com/Tii08635766/status/2079909313292943375 The kind of videos Bruce would send Clark in the middle of work (and that whole account could easily be Brucie)

I hear you AND I raise you the option that Bruce does it exclusively when Clark is mad at him(this is a very balant and obvious manipulation technique for which Clark falls every. single. time)

Every time they fight or argue, no matter how big or small and Clark flies off somewhere in frustration, Bruce gives him half a day to calm down If Clark is not back by the end of the imaginary deadline Bruce has set for him, Bruce starts playing dirty.

He sends Clark pics of himself in sheer robes/lingerie/the special collar Clark made for him or just him showing off his body or playing with himself telling Clark how much he misses him and wished he was here to take him apart and rail him into the bed.

Till this day, Clark has never lasted more than half an hour.

[laswells-ashtray]

"A miss skud mags, huvin a wank tae suhin oan ma phone then just puttin it away makes me feel lik a pervert."

"You are a pervert."

"That's slanderous fae a man that's rimmed me tae hell an back."

"You just started a conversation about wanking while we're eating breakfast."

"The hole in the Cheerios reminded me that a huvnae hud mine fir a while."

[hannrum]

Duke thomas sketch

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[melodyatlas]

i just genuinely dont understand the people in the batman fandom who hate batman???? like WHY are you here????? and theyre always like "i just like [insert favorite batkid/robin here]" and its like. you know who LOOOOOOVES batman? ALL THOSE FUCKING KIDS. every single one of them. yes, even jason. yes, even after he comes back to life. yes, even after utrh. be so serious right now