master procrastinator

hi i'm andy and i'll put an actual description here later i'm sure (as you can tell i procrastinate a lot)

[lilycove]

queen mira, slayer of terfs and defender of all lesbians

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[bbbbb843965704367h-deactivated2]

bro… are you writing mean things about yourself online..?

stop saying these things.. u gotta stop using maladaptive coping humour to demean and belittle yourself so much.. i just want u to be kinder to urself bro

[maladaptive-coping-mechanism]

called out

[bbbbb843965704367h-deactivated2]

.. our psyche is like a garden that needs to be tended to and watered.. take care of urself ok bro? i’m always here if u need me

[qualityshitpostarchives-deactiv]

Please, help me prove my parents wrong.

I hate whining about my personal life, but this has been scraping at my confidence for years so I’ll keep it short.

I’m currently living with my very controlling parents because my current job isn’t stable enough to sustain a life on my own. Everyday for about a year now (no exaggeration) they’ve been telling me to change my career, or else either I’ll become homeless or they’ll kick me out themselves. I’m determined to prove to them that not only can I survive but I’ll prosper as an artist. 

Begging for money sounds dumb AF. If I’m going to take your money, I’ll have to earn it. So starting today I’ll be updating at least four times a week as opposed to once every week. I’ll be giving away LOADS of free art and sharing progress shots on Patreon. Want your favorite character in a bunny suit? Sure. Want hardcore smut of your rarepair? Done. 

Every penny will be going towards my funds to move out and live independently; no booze, no parties. I’m giving up some to earn a lot back.

If you wanna help me live my dream, here’s my Patreon. Reblogs would be appreciated too. Thanks for reading and supporting me, I love yall.

[shiftseveny-archived]

talk to me abt worldbuilding,,,

i have six cults of grimleal and a holy hell lot of myths and festivals ready to go

[thegraphicdivine-deactivated201]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

do u ever wonder abt urself from an external pov??? bc like. everyone is p complicated and contradictory on the inside, but other ppl get a very simplified version of who u r based on ur interactions w them or what they see u doin

like if i was a cartoon character, what archetype would i be? if i was a design, if i was a DESIGNED person, what parts of me would be the most cohesive/emphasized, and which less significant traits would not be perceived at all???? its just bonkers to think abt i guess

[orriculum]

new ask meme tell me what archetypal features i have and what gets discarded

[fury176]

Rewatched 2 seasons, got angry and sad 264 times, cried like a loser in the end again, sketched some ppl YAY ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[madelinemoved]

i can be your devil or your angle

[mansmish]

hi angel

[hogoes]

View this post on Instagram

[thot-about-dick]

Bicth

[leobitch-deactivated20180907]

This was so extra

[yuuchyan]

two sides of the same coin

[shiftseveny-archived]

tfw u are drawing and suddenly your hands dont work

???????????????

[shiftseveny-archived]

today i skinned a cat in school it was fun but also we didn’t even finish skinning it. how many class periods is it going to take to skin the cat?  also, after you skin it you have to remove the fat so you can examine the muscle properly??? its actually really interesting bc you can see the difference between the fat tissue and the muscle tissue, but like How Long will this take

[shiftseveny-archived]

i wanna draw i wanna draw i wanna draw

my pencil hand,,, twitches

[deer-teach]

I was asked how I’d redesign sasuke’s pre timeskip outfit, though I’m not that certain about it yet.

[shiftseveny-archived]

A semi medical nonprofessional: you can't carve into someone's stomach. They'd actually die.

Me, a loser: Junk carved their name into the ronin's butt.